Big Brother UK 2016 - premieres June 7th

[The Tomtrek]

Andy looks like he will snap at any minute and destroy a box of cereal.

YES I'M WATCHING IT WACKY YES I HATE MYSELF.

[CaptainWacky]

Andy looks like he will snap at any minute and destroy a box of cereal.

YES I'M WATCHING IT WACKY YES I HATE MYSELF.

He better be careful, people will say he's a cereal killer!

[The Tomtrek]

That's exactly the sort of joke I was expect Andy to make.

[CaptainWacky]

Laura - Looks exactly like Natasha Atomic Kitten who was on CBB? Maybe it is her.

"I'm 30 and I've never had botox I'm so normal! Oh but I have fake tits lol."

[CaptainWacky]

Alex - A model? ON BIG BROTHER? A cheeky chappie? ON BIG BROTHER? He's talking about nights out? He has stupid jeans? Respects women because his mum happens to be a woman. Already bored.

[The Tomtrek]

WILL HE BE THIS YEAR'S SECRET SEX PEST??

[CaptainWacky]

Lateysha - Oh for fuck's sake...so horrible they can't even be bothered booing.

[The Tomtrek]

Where do these housemates go now that Nuts is no longer running?

[CaptainWacky]

Where do these housemates go now that Nuts is no longer running?

Instagram.

[CaptainWacky]

THIS TWIST WILL ROCK THE HOUSE.

[The Tomtrek]

"You thought we had just one house of horrible people? WE HAVE TWO!!!!"

[CaptainWacky]

The Others - It's an injection of cunts!

[CaptainWacky]

I can't be bothered making individual posts about these six as they're like one polymorph of living shit.

[The Tomtrek]

"I'M A REALLY HORRIBLE PERSON AND TOTALLY NOT LIKE ALL THE OTHER HORRIBLE PEOPLE GRRRRRRRRR"

Firebomb the houses.

[CaptainWacky]

Did they do this so that the "actual housemates" look less detestable by comparison?

[The Tomtrek]

It's like they heard people complaining that they give the worst people unfair power over the rest of the housemates because they think it's what people want to watch and went "LET'S JUST MAKE THAT THE WHOLE SHOW".

[CaptainWacky]

Evelyn - I'm going to predict her personality will be completely different from her VT.

[CaptainWacky]

Sam - Is there ever going to be a housemate who doesn't say "everyone fancies me!" in their vt?

[CaptainWacky]

Georgina - The posh one. Lists her good points as make-up, hair and clothes. Doesn't seem too horrible but nothing to get excited about.

[Eggs Loki]

OMG I have an easy way to watch it live now!

Watching Georgina make her entrance now. Is that live, or am I watching a delay?

EDIT: lol I guess it's live!