Big Brother UK 2016 - premieres June 7th

[CaptainWacky]

She seemed okay in her Emma interview. BUT DON'T WORRY I'LL HATE HER SOON.

[CaptainWacky]

Jason - Doesn't seem too bad...

[CaptainWacky]

I'm assuming he's Dave Bautista's body double so maybe Big Dave will tweet about him and that'll be something!

[CaptainWacky]

Jackson - OH LOOK A FUCKING MODEL. Also has stupid jeans. Puts "pussy" on a pedestal. THIS YEAR'S SEX PEST!?

[Eggs Loki]

Jackson - useless. Will go early. FOOK IT.

[The Tomtrek]

The twist is they're all this year's sex pest.

[CaptainWacky]

Chelsea - London...money...geezer...twat...

[The Tomtrek]

Do him and his hair count as the same housemate or are they separate?

[CaptainWacky]

If I could save three of them from death they would be Andy, Georgina and Jason. The rest would burn.

[Eggs Loki]

Computer crashed, had to restart, missed the rest of the show.

BOTS is still BOTS.

[CaptainWacky]

BOTS is shit. Tiffany waving a dildo in people's faces was a new low, probably!

They had live feed for an hour but I barely looked because it just seemed to be showing annoying people all the time. Which is likely to happen when most of them are annoying. Jason did confirm that he's Batista's body double, but since they're shooting Guardians 2 at the moment and he's in the BB house I guess he's not anymore!

Marco Pierre Shite is annoying.

But yeah I'll keep watching there's nothing else on in summer.

[Eggs Loki]

I had to turn BOTS off as well, Tiffany's nonstop graphic sex talk was too much, even for a perv like me.

Michelle Visage is on tour with the Drag Race queens at the moment, so she won't be showing up, at least not for a while.

[CaptainWacky]

I wonder what would happen if one of them tried to report Tiffany for touching them up without permission?

[CaptainWacky]

Marco and Jackson will now be known as The Rape Bros.

[Eggs Loki]

SHOCKED, shocked I am.

[CaptainWacky]

Oh there's some stupid contrived twist on Friday which will see a fake eviction and two housemates go into the house next door.

[Eggs Loki]

I downloaded the first 2 eps but I haven't watched them yet.

[Eggs Loki]

SEX XEX SEX SEX SEX SEX FUCK OFF SEX SEX SEX FUCK OFF SEX

[CaptainWacky]

I wonder if Tomtrek's watching and if he'll comment!

[Eggs Loki]

Hey, we have the first angry mob of the season! WOO HOO!

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