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Re: Big Brother UK 2016 - premieres June 7th

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 4:22 pm
by The Tomtrek
Andy looks like he will snap at any minute and destroy a box of cereal.

YES I'M WATCHING IT WACKY YES I HATE MYSELF.

Re: Big Brother UK 2016 - premieres June 7th

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 4:26 pm
by CaptainWacky
The Tomtrek wrote:Andy looks like he will snap at any minute and destroy a box of cereal.

YES I'M WATCHING IT WACKY YES I HATE MYSELF.
He better be careful, people will say he's a cereal killer!

Re: Big Brother UK 2016 - premieres June 7th

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 4:28 pm
by The Tomtrek
That's exactly the sort of joke I was expect Andy to make.

Re: Big Brother UK 2016 - premieres June 7th

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 4:30 pm
by CaptainWacky
Laura - Looks exactly like Natasha Atomic Kitten who was on CBB? Maybe it is her.

"I'm 30 and I've never had botox I'm so normal! Oh but I have fake tits lol."

Re: Big Brother UK 2016 - premieres June 7th

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 4:34 pm
by CaptainWacky
Alex - A model? ON BIG BROTHER? A cheeky chappie? ON BIG BROTHER? He's talking about nights out? He has stupid jeans? Respects women because his mum happens to be a woman. Already bored.

Re: Big Brother UK 2016 - premieres June 7th

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 4:35 pm
by The Tomtrek
WILL HE BE THIS YEAR'S SECRET SEX PEST??

Re: Big Brother UK 2016 - premieres June 7th

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 4:39 pm
by CaptainWacky
Lateysha - Oh for fuck's sake...so horrible they can't even be bothered booing.

Re: Big Brother UK 2016 - premieres June 7th

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 4:40 pm
by The Tomtrek
Where do these housemates go now that Nuts is no longer running?

Re: Big Brother UK 2016 - premieres June 7th

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 4:44 pm
by CaptainWacky
The Tomtrek wrote:Where do these housemates go now that Nuts is no longer running?

Instagram.

Re: Big Brother UK 2016 - premieres June 7th

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 4:49 pm
by CaptainWacky
THIS TWIST WILL ROCK THE HOUSE.

Re: Big Brother UK 2016 - premieres June 7th

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 4:50 pm
by The Tomtrek
"You thought we had just one house of horrible people? WE HAVE TWO!!!!"

Re: Big Brother UK 2016 - premieres June 7th

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 4:50 pm
by CaptainWacky
The Others - It's an injection of cunts!

Re: Big Brother UK 2016 - premieres June 7th

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 4:51 pm
by CaptainWacky
I can't be bothered making individual posts about these six as they're like one polymorph of living shit.

Re: Big Brother UK 2016 - premieres June 7th

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 4:52 pm
by The Tomtrek
"I'M A REALLY HORRIBLE PERSON AND TOTALLY NOT LIKE ALL THE OTHER HORRIBLE PEOPLE GRRRRRRRRR"

Firebomb the houses.

Re: Big Brother UK 2016 - premieres June 7th

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 4:56 pm
by CaptainWacky
Did they do this so that the "actual housemates" look less detestable by comparison?

Re: Big Brother UK 2016 - premieres June 7th

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 4:57 pm
by The Tomtrek
It's like they heard people complaining that they give the worst people unfair power over the rest of the housemates because they think it's what people want to watch and went "LET'S JUST MAKE THAT THE WHOLE SHOW".

Re: Big Brother UK 2016 - premieres June 7th

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 5:03 pm
by CaptainWacky
Evelyn - I'm going to predict her personality will be completely different from her VT.

Re: Big Brother UK 2016 - premieres June 7th

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 5:07 pm
by CaptainWacky
Sam - Is there ever going to be a housemate who doesn't say "everyone fancies me!" in their vt?

Re: Big Brother UK 2016 - premieres June 7th

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 5:17 pm
by CaptainWacky
Georgina - The posh one. Lists her good points as make-up, hair and clothes. Doesn't seem too horrible but nothing to get excited about.

Re: Big Brother UK 2016 - premieres June 7th

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 5:17 pm
by Eggs Loki
OMG I have an easy way to watch it live now!

Watching Georgina make her entrance now. Is that live, or am I watching a delay?

EDIT: lol I guess it's live!