Big Brother UK 2016 - premieres June 7th

[Eggs Loki]

I'm watching live now but I've missed most everything.

What is Ryan's deal? Is it medical, or did his mom just coddle him too much?

THEY PUT RACIST ANDREW IN THE HOUSE LOL DRAMA DERP.

[CaptainWacky]

Emma kept repeating the names of the nominated housemates and pausing for boos all night long and it wasn't even a real eviction so there was literally no point.

It was pretty clear from the live feed that they've already figured out that the two "evicted" housemates are in a second house.

[Eggs Loki]

Yeah, and Andrew saying to them "we've been watching" about 3 minutes after coming in didn't help either.

[CaptainWacky]

Literally right after Emma had told them they have to pretend they've been in hiding and seen nothing.

[Eggs Loki]

To his credit, everyone thought Ryan would fail first lol.

[CaptainWacky]

Emma and Victoria - There's an insult on Susie that goes something like "is so boring they can only get on Big Brother as a twin."

Victoria walked out.

Yep, just one of them walked so the other is still there as a full housemate.

[CaptainWacky]

Georgina made me laugh tonight!

When Ryan was making one of his "funny" comments to Sam and she just said "I've heard that line before."

And when she was crying in the Diary Room about the "Oompa Loompa."

I liked how Jason just completely ignored the attention seeking twats all night.

[CaptainWacky]

I'm glad the people who were my initial favourites (Georgina and Andy) actually turned out to be the best people i there.

[Eggs Loki]

So...Andrew was ejected because he didn't punch anyone out? (I didn't see the show yet)

[CaptainWacky]

Andrew was still in on tonight's show. He must have been removed today. They said it was "because of information that just came to light." An arrest warrant?

I like Georgina but she's an obvious target for nominations.

[Eggs Loki]

Fuck Chelsea.

[CaptainWacky]

He's Chelsea Fucking Singh, alright? He's a millionaire.

[Eggs Loki]

I want the house to revolt against him like the poor will be revolting against the rich all over the world soon.

SHOW US HOW TO DO IT BB!

[CaptainWacky]

What's the point of the Other House anymore? The Others are all immune from eviction! They're better off than the "real" housemates.

[Eggs Loki]

What's this about Hughie and Ryan?

[CaptainWacky]

They kissed.

[Eggs Loki]

It happens.

[CaptainWacky]

Marco - Has bad tattoos and swears a lot. Looks nervous.

Evicted.

[CaptainWacky]

First time ever the first evictee has been male.

[Eggs Loki]

It's good to know that it's possible.

If he had offered to give BB his dick to lock away in a box until the finale, he probably could have stayed.