The Last BBS

WE CAN DO THIS DR DAVE!

He stole one of my fries in McDonald's once. "Nobody will believe you, but it'll make a great story," he said. "Actually, they will believe me, because you're on WACKY CAMERA!" I said, as he was being filmed for my short lived reality tv show. As a studio audience hopped out from behind bins, Murray angrily said "I'm not really him anyway!", punched me in the face, and stormed out. All copies of the tape were destroyed mysteriously by a dog.