How I caused Corona Virus in a Good Place sort of way

Mirah · Post by **Mirah** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:01 am

I know that I am completely responsible for this whole fiasco because I said into the universe that I was tired and needed some time off last weekend.
Also
I am mortified about toilet paper. I recently told someone that I am a wierd person who is pretty much mortified whenever I have to buy TP at the grocery store. I don't care that everyone does it,buys it, uses it. It just is a wierd adult thing I don't like to do.
So now in a Good Place kind of way EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT TOILET PAPER and all things related to it! SOOOOO MORTIFIED.

It isjust like the shrimp raining down on the Good Place. I SWEAR!

*My sister and I were talking about things we "wished" for recently and we both got them, but only because of this, so we had a laugh about it. Be careful what you wish for!

She wished for lighter traffic or something that would change her commute because she is house sitting in a place where the traffic is terrible-and she got her wish this week!

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 2:24 pm

It was actually me that caused it.

Mirah · Post by **Mirah** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 10:17 pm

I knew someone else was responsible! Please provide more details.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:24 pm

I will be happy when this whole virus business is over with.

Mirah · Post by **Mirah** » Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:36 pm

Indeed.

Now I remember the other reason I caused this-because today is the day I was supposed to pick up a girl from the train and then take her to the boat to go across the lake and up to Holden Village.
I was stressed about having to clean my place and prepare for her staying here for 2 nights.

Thanks to Coronavirus now I don't have to go through all of that.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:53 pm

Mirah · Post by **Mirah** » Sun Mar 22, 2020 11:59 am

Try to read it like an SNL skit. I didn't set it up properly!