boydster MIA part one.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Tue Dec 01, 2020 10:35 pm

I bet he's hiding behind a horse...

Mirah · Post by **Mirah** » Tue Dec 01, 2020 11:37 pm

Or inside a turkey

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Dec 02, 2020 12:37 am

Indeed...

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Wed Dec 02, 2020 1:21 pm

He was actually arrested for armed snobbery.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Dec 02, 2020 2:23 pm

Well well well!!!

Post by **boydster** » Tue Dec 08, 2020 3:48 pm

Whoa now, let's all just take a deep breath and consider a much more reasonably possibility. He was kidnapped by some raccoon poachers that he caught in the act, then held for several days in a cage with those very same raccoons he witnessed being poached, fed only dog food and water, managed to escape by using a rib bone from a deceased raccoon to pick the lock on the cage he was trapped in, and then had to flea through several miles of forest before making it back to civilization.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Tue Dec 08, 2020 4:04 pm

Finally something that is not a conspiracy theory!

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 1:33 pm

How do we know this is the real boydster and not a raccoon with a guitar?

Post by **boydster** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 1:43 pm

Everyone knows raccoons don't play guitar. They play banjo!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 2:52 pm

We can't stop here, this is trash panda county!

Post by **boydster** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 4:15 pm

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the raccoons start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Dec 09, 2020 4:30 pm

As your lawyer...