Happy Earth Day to the Earth

[CaptainWacky]

FUCK THE MOON.

[Cassie]

The moon is not made of cheese, FACT!

also, fuck the moon.

[CaptainWacky]

And Venus!

[Cassie]

AND URANUS!

[Eggs Loki]

Ladies and Gentlemen, we've just cleared the Asteroid Belt! Our journey today will take us just past Pluto and back to spacedock. Just a quick trip around the block!

[Dr Dave]

This anti moon propaganda is troubling.

[CaptainWacky]

What's the moon ever done for us? FOUR THINGS, THAT'S WHAT.

[Harkley]

Earth is not a derigible - if it was it would have exploded by now due to the weight of the whales.

[CaptainWacky]

There's only two whales left and their names are George and Gracie and Gracie's pregnant!

[Harkley]

Congratulations Gracie! Who's the father?

[CaptainWacky]

Spock. He thought she was hot.

[Harkley]

Spock you heart throb!

I bet george is a bit pissed. He should marry a bowl of petunias...

[Eggs Loki]

George is SO gay, he's relieved. As is Sulu.

[CaptainWacky]

"Don't call me tiny! Because a man might be listening and think you're refering to my penis." - Sulu's most famous quote

[Harkley]

Sulu is a good man

[Dr Dave]

What's the moon ever done for us? FOUR THINGS, THAT'S WHAT.

That's better then 2 things!

[CaptainWacky]

Two times as good!

[Eggs Loki]

For Earth Day:

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[Dr Dave]

Two times as good!

Fact!