The Taylor Swift thread

[Cassie]

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[CaptainWacky]

I wish she still had that hair and not the bad hair she currently has.

[Eggs Loki]

That looked like it hurt.

[CaptainWacky]

It's over for Taylor and Calvin, which means every single internet commentator will make the exact same "she'll write a song about it!" joke...

[Eggs Loki]

I like my joke better:

His breakup song will be much better than her breakup song.

[ishcabittle]

GASP HOW DARE YOU SHE'S THIS GENERATIONS' BEETHOVEN

[Cassie]

HOW DARE YOU RIDICULE TAY, NOW WE HAVE BAD BLOOD

[ishcabittle]

WE USED TO HAVE MAD LOVE!

[CaptainWacky]

She probably got sick of Calvin's inability to open jam. (Secret joke only Headvoid gets.)

[moogoo]

I WAS GONNA START A TAYLOR THREAD BUT THEN THERE WAS THIS ONE. THANK YOU CASSIE.

I PREDICT TAYLOR WILL BE THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT IN 9 YEARS

SHE'S PREFECT

<3 TAYLOR SWIFT

[CaptainWacky]

She'll really lift the nation's spirits after Trump's nuclear holocaust.

[CaptainWacky]

SHE'S ONLY GONE AND GOT OFF WITH LOKI

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1 ... the-world/

[Eggs Loki]

Who is next -- Valdemort? She's really going out on the limb...

[Cassie]

The world will explode from their combined hotness.

[CaptainWacky]

Obviously they're both secretly gay and disguising it by staging a relationship even though that's the thing that's most likely to make people think they're secretly gay.