Welcome MilffDude!

[Eggs Loki]

YOU ARE NOT A BOT YOU ARE A MIFF AND A MILFF AND A TA-RA-RA-BOOM-DE-AY!

[CaptainWacky]

He registered about seven weeks ago (and then disappeared.)

[Dr Dave]

He should post about cheese.

[Eggs Loki]

Actually he's having the time of his life here in America WOO HOO.

[CaptainWacky]

I didn't realise he was really in Florida at first, it took me about two days to remember that "America's Wang" was from The Simpsons.

[Cassie]

I LIVE ON AMERICA'S WANG!

[Eggs Loki]

GO FIND FOOFLEMUFF AND SAY HI TO HIM!

[Mirah]

Woa.

[CaptainWacky]

Florida seems to be full of gun deaths at the moment.

[Eggs Loki]

And he has been right in Orlando too -- but he posted on FB so he wasn't at the club thank God.

[Cassie]

Yeah, this is fucked up.

[Mirah]

: (

[Cassie]

John Pearse ‏@moofunk 2h2 hours ago

One thing after another in Orlando. Came out of our hotel and there's a fire across the road at Wet n Wild.

WELCOME TO FLORIDA!

[Dr Dave]

I never need to go there, ever.

[Mirah]

I was there once.
Glad he is okay!

[Cassie]

http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/15/us/alliga ... y-florida/

An alligator attacked and dragged a toddler into a lagoon at a Disney hotel near Orlando. Even the animals have lost it. Get out of Florida while you still can, fuddster!

[CaptainWacky]

Happy birthday, Fuddlemiff!

(Well he find this thread super creepy when he reads it, who knows!)

[Eggs Loki]

Happy Birthday Phloxlemiff GET OUT OF FLORIDA!

[Cassie]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUDDSTER!

[curiousa2z]

I wished him a happy birthday and non-life-threatening adventures! And I'd do it again.
But really, LEAVE FLORIDA!