Top Tens for 2016

[CaptainWacky]

#9

1) Abigail Breslin - To say that she's back is the bigget understatement in the history of the universe.
2) Gillian Jacobs - She's probably the best girl.
3) Kate Beckinsale - I like how fucking hot she is.
4) Eva Green - Her face is one of the most beautiful faces (see avatar.)
5) Anna Kendrick - I bet she has a duck at home.
6) Elle Fanning - She's sweeter than COTTON CANDY.
7) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - Deserves more high rankings (like this one.)
8) Ariel Winter - Continuing to rise...
9) Jessica Lucas - I really really really really want to see more of her.
10) Emily Ratajkowski - I like her so much that I can type her name without having to think about the spelling.
11) Sophie Turner - She's a head Turner.
12) Camren Bicondova - She's a cool cute cat.
13) Rose Leslie - Her face is beautiful and Scottish.
14) Genevieve Buechner - She's amazing.
15) Magda Apanowicz - Her face is beautiful and Magda's.
16) Hailee Steinfeld - Good bum.
17) Chloe Bennet - She's hiptastic.
18) Nathalie Emmanuel - That stomach.
19) Perdita Weeks - I hope we have more Weeks of her to look forward to.
20) Candice Patton - I like her.
21) Peyton Roi List - She's a good performer on the List.
22) Olivia Munn - She's not a Muun. She's not San Hill.
23) Alexandra Dowling - Underrated.
24) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's still the MEWiest.
25) Emma Roberts - She's the best Roberts.
26) Elizabeth Henstridge - Nice and English.
27) Isabelle Fuhrman - Not a furry man!
28) Caity Lotz - Caity Hotz?
29) Anna Chlumsky - She's goodsky.
30) Michelle Trachtenberg - I don't know if Tomtrek even reads this anymore.

[Eggs Loki]

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE WITH 30 HO-HO!

[The Tomtrek]

I read it.

[CaptainWacky]

Until TK returns!

#10

1) Kirsten Dunst - New Permanent Number One of The Forever!
2) Emma Roberts - It's really good about Emma Roberts in a bra.
3) Sophie Turner - She is a great girl who looks great.
4) Camren Bicondova - I find her stunningly beautiful.
5) Elizabeth Henstridge - She has one of the most beautiful smiles.
6) Jessica Lucas - One of the best girls.
7) Natalie Portman - Her face in motion is amazing.
8) Gemma Arterton - It's been a good month for Art Attacks.
9) Emma Stone - Cute Face Stone as she is sometimes known.
10) Karen Gillan - She's definitely on the rise.
11) Elle Fanning - She's paletastic.
12) Ariel Winter - I think she's great.
13) Kristen Bell - I'd ring her Kristen!
14) Michelle Trachtenberg - I go up and down, okay. UP AND DOWN.
15) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - I think she's the MEWiest.
16) Emily Ratajkowski - She's sexski.
17) Hailee Steinfeld - I think she's the Haiziest.
18) Alycia Debnam-Carey - Receiving continued hotness recognition.
19) Chloe Bennet - I like her.
20) Jess Weixler - She's a cutie.
21) Troian Bellisario - She's one to watch.
22) Dreama Walker - Walks in dreams.
23) Keke Palmer - Deserves to debut!
24) Jessica Henwick - Could be one to watch!
25) Sarah Michelle Gellar - It's good that SMG continues to appear on the list in 2016.
26) Lizzy Caplan - I like her.
27) Hannah Murray - Good face.
28) Katie Cassidy - I just remembered that she's hot.
29) Bailee Madison - Cute.
30) Maisie Williams - Also cute.

[Eggs Loki]

Nothing like a nice red carpet to shake things up once in a while!

[CaptainWacky]

Until TK returns for 2018!

#50.4

1) Karen Gillan
2) Chloe Grace Moretz
3) Kiernan Shipka
4) Scarlett Johansson
5) Michelle Trachtenberg
6) Lupita Nyong'o
7) Hailee Steinfeld
8) Milana Vayntrub
9) Hayley Atwell
10) Chloe Bennet
11) Bailee Madison
12) Felicty Jones
13) Emma Roberts
14) Ming-Na Wen
15) Brie Larson

[CaptainWacky]

#50.6


1) Felicity Jones

2) Karen Gillan

3) Kat Dennings

4) Scarlett Johansson

5) Amy Adams

6) Kiernan Shipka

7) Maisie Richardson-Sellers

8) Hayley Atwell

9) Michelle Trachtenberg

10) Freema Agyeman

11) Zoe de Grand'Maison

12) Lupita Nyong'o

13) Sabrina Stocker

14) Caity Lotz

15) Tessa Thompson