The Twitter thread of tweets.
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Florida Man @_FloridaMan 53m53 minutes ago
Police Tase Florida Man Who Refused to Stop Playing Pokemon Go
Police Tase Florida Man Who Refused to Stop Playing Pokemon Go
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Florida Man @_FloridaMan 3h3 hours ago
Florida Man Apparently Painting Anti-Hillary Messages on Tampa Bay Crabs

Florida Man Apparently Painting Anti-Hillary Messages on Tampa Bay Crabs

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Silly Florida Man, crabs can't vote!
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I can't believe it's going to be a close race against this guy. The world's gone insane.
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It's not even accurate, as she is not a female dog.
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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Florida Man @_FloridaMan 7m7 minutes ago
Florida Man Released From Jail When Police Realize "Meth" Was Actually Donut Crumbs
Florida Man Released From Jail When Police Realize "Meth" Was Actually Donut Crumbs
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Graham Linehan @Glinner 2h2 hours ago
Just dropped a human skull in a candy floss machine to see what would happen

(OMG I didn't know about Donald's mother's hair)
Just dropped a human skull in a candy floss machine to see what would happen

(OMG I didn't know about Donald's mother's hair)
- CaptainWacky
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Is she a vampire.
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Cassie wrote:Graham Linehan @Glinner 2h2 hours ago
Just dropped a human skull in a candy floss machine to see what would happen
(OMG I didn't know about Donald's mother's hair)
Wow.

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What is wrong with people?Cassie wrote:Florida Man @_FloridaMan 53m53 minutes ago
Police Tase Florida Man Who Refused to Stop Playing Pokemon Go
Let the man play his video game!
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I did stand up comedy tonight and it was good.
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#MakeAFilmLate
is actually kind of funny
is actually kind of funny
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I wish I could add LIKE buttons here! CONGRATS!
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Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5 14h14 hours ago
Canadian field hockey just got interesting *sets DVR* don't judge me, but I wanna see this play out.

Canadian field hockey just got interesting *sets DVR* don't judge me, but I wanna see this play out.

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Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5 51m51 minutes ago
The USA is currently leading all other countries in the 2016 Rio Olympics in medals and false police reports. USA! USA! USA!
The USA is currently leading all other countries in the 2016 Rio Olympics in medals and false police reports. USA! USA! USA!
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Zing!
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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KimKierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard Aug 9
Obsessed with protecting your skin, lips, hair & face from the sun? Close the cover of the coffin tight, really tight, and be at peace.
Obsessed with protecting your skin, lips, hair & face from the sun? Close the cover of the coffin tight, really tight, and be at peace.