Why do people need to make noise

[CaptainWacky]

Why can't they just fucking not make noise?

[Cassie]

There are people in my family who cannot stand a quiet moment. They will even make weird noises just to fill the air with sound. THEY SHOULD DIE, IMO.

[Eggs Loki]

I don't like complete silence. But I just leave the TV on all the time.

[Cassie]

Or a fan, it's so hot I always have a fan on.

[CaptainWacky]

Or Taylor Swift's 1989.

[The Tomtrek]

I always have the voices in my head telling me everyone hates me, so it's never really that quiet.

[Dr Dave]

My former neighborhood was full of noise, it was displeasing.

People should learn to be more quiet.

[CaptainWacky]

Their stupid cars are stupid and loud.

[Dr Dave]

Motorcycles are noisy.

Like we get it, you have a small dick and need to compensate for it...

[CaptainWacky]

And those people who rampage through cities in giant mech suits, destroying buildings and slaughtering thousands of innocents. We get it, you can't get an erection!

[Eggs Loki]

I don't like when the homeless people singing outside my window drown out the TV.

[CaptainWacky]

What have they got to be happy about!

[Eggs Loki]

Well they're usually drunk when they do it so it's all part of the cycle.

[CaptainWacky]

Who needs money when we've got feathers!

[Dr Dave]

And malt liquor.

[CaptainWacky]

AND MY AXE.

[Dr Dave]

Indeed.

[CaptainWacky]

FUCKING NOISE.