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Indeed.
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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Florida Woman could do better!
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Cuck Norris @twlldun 5h5 hours ago
The Queen looks like she's about to drop the hottest album of the year here.

The Queen looks like she's about to drop the hottest album of the year here.

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Someone posted this picture in reply to one of Donald's tweets.
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I regularly reply to his awful tweets, but I'm wondering if he has his minions creating an Enemies List from people who call him out in replies.
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We're all probably on a watch list at this point.
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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Robbie GramerVerified account @RobbieGramer 18h18 hours ago
Trumps’ “VOICE” Hotline set up for people to report on crime from illegal aliens was reportedly overloaded with calls about space aliens
Trumps’ “VOICE” Hotline set up for people to report on crime from illegal aliens was reportedly overloaded with calls about space aliens
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Heh
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
- CaptainWacky
- Posts: 4207
- Joined: Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:14 am
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Well they are illegal!
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Ric Flair®Verified account @RicFlairNatrBoy 15h15 hours ago
Eat your heart out @KimKardashian - WOOOOO!

Eat your heart out @KimKardashian - WOOOOO!

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HAHAHAHAHA YESSSSS! Nothing pleases me more than making a Kardashian look stupid.
FUCK YOU RYAN SEACREST!
(He created all their reality shows)
FUCK YOU RYAN SEACREST!
(He created all their reality shows)
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I bet he shouts "WOOOO!" every time he tweets.
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Ugh.
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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Sarah LernerVerified account @SarahLerner 22h22 hours ago
Did someone call for a special prosecutor?

Did someone call for a special prosecutor?

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A few, yes.
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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Good ol' PDX alerts.
Naturally…Portland > police to NB I-5, at Delta Park, report of passenger in LIFT van jumping out on freeway after masturbating in back of van
1:35 PM · May 10, 2017
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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So how about that Hanford nuclear site that went on lockdown? Anyone panicking?
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NOT YET.
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Nor really. It's up in Washington anyway (near the Tri-Citis iirc).
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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