The Last BBS

Loktar is destined for the bench again.

CaptainWacky wrote:Meat and golf balls are our chief exports.

You did request an acurate representation of Scotland.

That Dr Dave guy seems like a cunt, I hope they kill him off soon.

Sorry, detective thrillers just get me really riled up

Episode 6: Missing

"I have news." stated Detective Dr Dave

"What is it?" asked Loktar

"You came here to meet CaptainWacky, correct?" asked Detective Dr Dave

"We did, why do you ask?" said Cassie looking a bit concerned.

"He is missing." replied Detective Dr Dave

"Missing?!" asked Loktar in alarm

"Indeed." said Detective Dr Dave

"How do you know, what happened?" asked Cassie

"I came to meet him on another matter, and discovered his house ransaked, cat up a tree and video footage from a house across the street of him being dragged out." said Detective Dr Dave

"Do the police have any leads?" asked Cassie

"No, the local police are baffled by the matter. The only clue was a toy dog that was left, as you know CaptainWacky disliked toy dogs." stated Detective Dr Dave

"What now?" asked Loktar

"Good question, we must ponder this new development, before I cut of somebodies dong!" said Cassie looking mad.

To be continued...

I wonder where Wacky is!?

I WILL GET THE WACKY NAPPER

Episode 7: When in doubt, fuck the police.

Cassie and Loktar (DETECTIVES), along with Detective Dr Dave traveled to the town where CaptainWacky lived.

"Haggisville is an odd name for a town" said Loktar

"You're missproncouncing it, it's called Wick" stated Detective Dr Dave

"The police station is down this way, according to this map Bick emailed me." stated Cassie

The detectives went down there, only to find it empty, save a lone consitable, who appeared drunk and seemed to not know anything. The consitable said the rest of the force was at the local fish and chip shop.

"This does not bode well." said Detective Dr Dave

At the fish and chips shop, the entire police force of Wick was in fact there. The group walked up to somebody who seemed in charge, and Detective Dr Dave spoke first.

"We are looking into the dissaperence of CaptainWacky, a resident here. We called earlier." said Detective Dr Dave

The man, who was a Chief Inspector burped and said "We have no clues laddie, plus these fish and chops won't eat them selves laddie"

"Could you let us look at the files you have?" asked Cassie (lADY DETECTIVE)

"Errr..well...see were on our lunch break and there really was nothing to go on, he probably just ran off to a haggis jumping convention!" stated a Sargent

"I sware I'm going to cut off all their dongs..." wispered Cassie

"Well thank you gentlemen, lets be going gang." said Detective Dr Dave

"Try the fish and chips and deep fried mars bars!" shouted a random consitble

Outside the gang, who was frustrated had to plan their next move.

"WHat now?" asked Loktar

"They need their dongs cut off!" said Cassie making her mad face

"Indeed. First, Cassie and I will go break into the police files and see what they have. Loktar, you go to CaptainWacky's house and keep an eye out on the crime scene. Let us know if there is any activity.

To be continued...

I got my dong cutters RIGHT HERE.

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