CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?
- CaptainWacky
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Re: CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?
It's because I'm on fire.
Re: CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?
Somebody should put you out.
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
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Re: CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?
Walk into a LOCH until you are cooled off, and then dry off and take your rightful place as King.
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Re: CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?
And ride a haggis to the grocery store.
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
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Re: CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?
I am currently in the process of having my stomach pumped.
Re: CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?
The royal stomach contents must be preserved and examined.
Re: CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?
So you can fill it with 40 boxes of Mystery Crisps?!CaptainWacky wrote:I am currently in the process of having my stomach pumped.
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
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Re: CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?
Yes. I fell empty without them.
Re: CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?
All goes according to plan...
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
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Re: CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?
And YES I meant to type "fell" instead of "feel", okay, don't give Dr Dave credit for making me type incorrect words.
Re: CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?
Just keep thinking that SHEEPLE!
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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Re: CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?
The crisps...I see them in my brain...
Re: CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?
Now see them in your mouth!
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
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Re: CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?
FREE ME FROM THIS HORROR.
Re: CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?
Never!
NOW EAT THE CRISPS!
NOW EAT THE CRISPS!
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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Re: CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?
Can't...breathe...so....many...crisps...
Re: CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?
You gotta swallow em'.
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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Re: CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?
I am the crisps. The crisps are me.
Re: CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?
Yes...yes....
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale