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Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 8:07 pm
by Dr Dave
Portland OR Alerts @pdxalerts 5h5 hours ago
Portland-Police to Albertsons (NE Prescott) - report of a suspicious male-took bottle of wine & is walking around the store drinking it
Must have been a twist off, unless he had a corkscrew.
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 8:08 pm
by Dr Dave
Portland OR Alerts @pdxalerts Jun 23
Portland > police enroute to NE 15th/Hancock, report of a white female on street corner, "yelling at the world", carrying a blue garbage bag
They don't say what she was yelling.
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 8:10 pm
by Dr Dave
Portland OR Alerts @pdxalerts Jun 23
Portland > police enroute to NE 13th/Multnomah, report of shirtless male on corner exposing himself to passersby. Avoid the area?
I like the ? at the end of that tweet.
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 10:36 am
by CaptainWacky
Maybe she was yelling "AT THE WORLD!"
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2016 2:49 pm
by Cassie
I do that all the time.
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 4:08 pm
by Dr Dave
Portland OR Alerts @pdxalerts 5h5 hours ago
Portland>police to Shell (99th/Sandy), report of gas attendant fighting w/person thru driver window, veh. left w/attendant still hanging on
Just let go!
Portland OR Alerts @pdxalerts Jun 26
Portland: police to SE 55/Belmont, 2 males putting construction barriers across Belmont, creating hazard & acting high or crazy #pdxtraffic
heh
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 1:07 pm
by CaptainWacky
Can't they be both crazy AND high?
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 2:33 pm
by Eggs Loki
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 6:24 pm
by Dr Dave
CaptainWacky wrote:Can't they be both crazy AND high?
Here, they definitely can.
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 6:40 pm
by Cassie
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 2:05 pm
by CaptainWacky
Is that his daughter or his wife? Or both?
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 2:14 pm
by Eggs Loki
His daughter. He keeps making weird suggestive remarks about how hot she is, and how she's the type of girl he would date.
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 4:10 pm
by Dr Dave
That's not creepy at all...
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2016 1:24 pm
by CaptainWacky
Remember when his ex wife was on Celebrity Big Brother and Sisqo made her appear in a magic trick.
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 4:49 pm
by Cassie
Li'l Edie Pentland @JennyPentland 3h3 hours ago
um
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 7:57 pm
by Eggs Loki
That is the invention of a true huMANitarian!
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 11:35 am
by CaptainWacky
They will grow up being sexually obsessed with soap.
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2016 4:12 pm
by Cassie
Craigslist Personals @craigslistlove 2h2 hours ago
The original idea for this was to be my up & coming post grunge band's stage mascot.
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 10:37 am
by Cassie
Florida Man @_FloridaMan 10h10 hours ago
Florida Man Causes Uproar After Opening City Council Meeting With Satanic Prayer
http://weartv.com/news/local/satanic-pr ... d-by-crowd …
I love the Florida Satanists, I'm sure they are annoying shits, but they are so fucking funny sometimes.
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 1:05 pm
by CaptainWacky
Did he have his cock out.
