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Post by **Cassie** » Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:39 am

Don't you forget about me.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Mon Oct 30, 2017 12:15 pm

...said Snapchat.

Post by **Cassie** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 11:39 am

Hussein Kesvani‏Verified account @HKesvani
8h8 hours ago

I love England so much

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 1:23 pm

How do we know the real Jesus wasn't a sausage roll?

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 3:40 pm

How is that a bad thing?

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 4:47 pm

I would think it was a turkey sausage roll, or vegetarian. (No pork)

Post by **Cassie** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:18 pm

I would pray to the sausage roll.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 10:46 pm

But what would the flying spaghetti monster say?

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:05 am

I should never come here hungry!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:38 pm

Or anywhere, really.

Post by **Cassie** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 3:22 pm

Joe Perticone‏Verified account @JoePerticone
5h5 hours ago

A Democratic staffer is carrying this chart to the House floor right now

IT DOESN'T MATTER, WE'RE DOOMED.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Thu Nov 16, 2017 9:04 pm

Post by **Cassie** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:35 pm

The Hill‏Verified account @thehill
3h3 hours ago

Navy admits that pilot drew penis in sky http://hill.cm/4dMF29K

DICKS EVERYWHERE!

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:35 pm

But when I look at that, I see a tall hat that might be worn by a Hanna-Barbera character.

Post by **Cassie** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:10 pm

Oh, he should have said it was a cowboy hat!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:28 pm

Well there are a lot of seamen in the navy…

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Sat Nov 18, 2017 12:38 pm

WHO DID THE DICKS?

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:32 pm

Post by **Cassie** » Wed Dec 13, 2017 9:18 am

DONGS EVERYWHERE!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:44 pm

That's exactly why you should put them on palm trees.