The Twitter thread of tweets.

Post by **Cassie** » Sat May 19, 2018 9:44 am

Jesus is everywhere.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sat May 19, 2018 3:35 pm

The word of the day is"whittling".

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sat May 19, 2018 9:31 pm

"Holy toothpick, Batman! It's the WHITTLER!"

"Whittle me THIS, Batman!"

Post by **Cassie** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 6:10 pm

Mike Scollins
‏ @mikescollins
20h20 hours ago

When you're almost done picking teams in gym class.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 6:37 pm

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 8:07 pm

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:21 pm

Trump finally has the bigger hands.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:49 pm

But he is still not as good at holding a bottle.

Post by **Cassie** » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:19 pm

Keaton Patti
‏Verified account @KeatonPatti

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:49 pm

That's exactly what the one in Times Square is like.

Post by **Cassie** » Mon Jun 25, 2018 12:41 pm

I want to test the tweet embed THING.

Post by **Cassie** » Thu Jun 28, 2018 11:04 am

I LIKE THE EMBED TWEET THING.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Thu Jun 28, 2018 1:22 pm

He's not really a robot!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Thu Jun 28, 2018 1:26 pm

I'm resisting using twitter.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Fri Jun 29, 2018 1:22 pm

He who uses Twitter is used BY Twitter.

Post by **Cassie** » Fri Jun 29, 2018 6:34 pm

YES.

Post by **Cassie** » Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:10 pm

Remember when people used to squee? THIS IS SQUEEABLE.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Sat Jun 30, 2018 12:03 pm

At least he's qualified!

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sat Jun 30, 2018 6:22 pm

That will be my new drag name.

Post by **Cassie** » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:22 pm

OH MY GOD.