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Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Mon Dec 17, 2018 11:04 pm

Portland OR Alerts
@pdxalerts
Portland: police to @Trimet Holladay Park Transit Station, multiple reports that several people have been assaulted by a group of middle school age kids, one person reports they were sprayed with mace in the face

Dec 15, 2018

Punk kids!

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:14 am

Well now I see Michael Jackson's "Beat It" in a whole new light. (Note: Actually it's the same light)

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:27 am

Indeed.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:50 pm

Portland OR Alerts
@pdxalerts
Portland - Police Broadcast - Info for North Sergeant - multiple reports of a male camping in a green Subaru wagon with a propane tank and an open flame inside the car - callers concerned about safety

Safety 1st!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Dec 28, 2018 1:02 pm

Portland OR Alerts
@pdxalerts
Portland - police to Rite Aid (Cesar Chavez) - report of a male inside smoking a cigarette at the pharmacy counter - refusing to leave

How rude!

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Fri Dec 28, 2018 4:15 pm

Cesar Chavez (born César Estrada Chávez, March 31, 1927 – April 23, 1993) was an American labor leader and civil rights activist who, with Dolores Huerta, co-founded the National Farm Workers Association (later the United Farm Workers union, UFW) in 1962. Originally a Mexican American farm worker, Chavez became the best known Latino American civil rights activist, and was strongly promoted by the American labor movement, which was eager to enroll Hispanic members. His public-relations approach to unionism and aggressive but nonviolent tactics made the farm workers' struggle a moral cause with nationwide support. By the late 1970s, his tactics had forced growers to recognize the UFW as the bargaining agent for 50,000 field workers in California and Florida.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Dec 28, 2018 7:50 pm

Not a lot of hispanics on the street they named after him, I suspect.

Post by **Cassie** » Wed Jan 02, 2019 6:31 pm

DUCKS!!!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Jan 02, 2019 7:36 pm

That's hilarious!

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Wed Jan 02, 2019 8:28 pm

One might go so far as to say that these ducks are DAFFY!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:15 pm

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Thu Jan 03, 2019 1:28 pm

I bet that duck knew that would happen and was just being a duck jerk.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:28 pm

Or he's secretly gay for the duck he slammed into -- closet cases like to pretend to fall on people they like, or in this case, accidentally shove their faces deep into the rump.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:29 pm

NEXT THEY'LL HAVE GAY CARS.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:18 pm

Like a Ford FABULOUS!

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Sat Jan 05, 2019 12:24 pm

I hate how this thread still auto scrolls to halfway through instead of the end.

Post by **Cassie** » Sun Jan 13, 2019 5:54 pm

YEEEHAW!!!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sun Jan 13, 2019 5:56 pm

Classy.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:53 pm

Yet when Melissa McCarthy does it, people LAUGH and LOVE it!

Mirah · Post by **Mirah** » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:35 pm

I am still watching the duck one. That is ducking funny!

I was slowing it down also. And then thinking that maybe they were bowling. OR CURLING! But also I wanted to know who was more surprised-like look at the look on the ducks face as it is slammed into its mate's bum. Totally hilarious.