Dr Dave's Geese Sighting Thread: Last BBS Ed.

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9/12/16

Geese sighted at local Waterfront park.

I saw one goose drinking some water from a puddle and told him to stop drinking our water. I told some other geese to go back to Canada!
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THey can understand.
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Oh they know what I'm saying!
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9/18/16?

Geese sighted at local park, destroying the grass!

9/19/16

1)Geese heard in my neighborhood. I could not see them,but the bastards were there!

2)Geese sighted at local golf course.
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Now they've turned on our grass!
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They have no shame!
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http://koin.com/2016/09/20/bend-continu ... -of-parks/

Let all communities learn from our friends in Bend!

Props to the AP for referring using the phrase "winged nuisances" in reference to the geese in their article.
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To combat the geese, district employees have been hazing the geese and hunting down nests to oil their eggs.
Oil their eggs? Sounds weirdly erotic.
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The eggs of sexy lady geese?
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9/21/16

Large geese sighting at local park, sighted both on land and in concrete pond. Then to much dismay, I saw a family feed geese! Some of the geese then got back on land!
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That family are lost to us now.
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So much for FAMILY VALUES!
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Their family tree needs pruning...
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Big time!
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9/28/16

Geese sighted at local rhododendron garden,while I was trying to feed ducks. Geese also sighted on golf course across pond.
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They're trying to starve our ducks...
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They contribute nothing to society!
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Neither do I, but at least I made a good post on a message board once!
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Your female celebrity lists are a contribution.
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But for good or evil...
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