The Twitter thread of tweets.

[Cassie]

Jenny Johnson ‏@JennyJohnsonHi5 15m15 minutes ago

There is no way Amanda Knox's boyfriend doesn't have a nickname that ends in '...izzle'

[CaptainWacky]

I wonder if they roleplay her murdering him.

[Eggs Loki]

Fo shizzle!

[Eggs Loki]

[Cassie]

That is fricking adorable.

[CaptainWacky]

BARE JEWDWARD FEET AT LAST.

[Eggs Loki]

Don't think the significance of that was lost oin me LOL.

[CaptainWacky]

J.K. Rowling ‏@jk_rowling 24h24 hours ago

I've been asked to make it clear that Harambe is not a Patronus you can actually get on @pottermore. The previous RT is a joke. As you were.

[Cassie]

Picard Tips ‏@PicardTips 2h2 hours ago

Picard management tip: Empower others to command when you are unfit. You never know when your mind will be taken over by an alien.

[Eggs Loki]

Great -- now I'm following Picard Tips, Riker Tips, Riker Googling and Worf Emails.

[Cassie]

lol, come on.

[Cassie]

Anna Kendrick ‏@AnnaKendrick47 3h3 hours ago

I killed this tree with fashion #Instyle @instyle_UK

[Eggs Loki]

She is smart and pretty.

[CaptainWacky]

I'd quite like to marry her.

[Dr Dave]

Good Kendrick, good tree.

[Cassie]

Kevin Church ‏@Kevin_Church 21h21 hours ago

guys what sitcom was this

[CaptainWacky]

Did Sisko just get out of bed?

[Dr Dave]

Julian looks like he is strung out or just got out of rehab.

[Eggs Loki]

It's the sitcom Becker.

Oh wait, no that was a minute later when Terry got up and walked from this shoot to the shoot next door.

[Dr Dave]

Nana looks surprised, like she saw a fish with a gun.