Last BBS Thing Of The Day

[Cassie]

OMG LADY TOAD AXOLOTL TANKS!

[Cassie]

[CaptainWacky]

It must be real, it's a photograph!

[CaptainWacky]

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NO TOAD STORY TODAY

BECAUSE

I NEED TO FUCKING type worDS

ABOUT MY SUTPID FUCKINg INsNAne brain

REPeaTINg thOugHts OVER AND OVER

TRYING TO CHANGE REALIYT

BUT IT CAN'T CHANGE REALITY

NOT NEVEr

PEOPLE SAY PERCEPTION IS REALIYT

BUT IT'SNOT YOU SNOOTS

REALITy IS REALITY

umm

I think I had an idea for a thing of the day

but i've forggoten it now

so i'l just randomly stab the key

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anxiety man went to the pope

"please help me with my anxiety" he asked the pope

"nobody can help you my son" said the pope

"fuck" said anxiety man

"indeed" said the pope and move on to the next person

anxiety man wondered how he was going to get home feeling so anxious

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when is TK coming back though

[CaptainWacky]

After he took the first super mushroom everything changed. He knew he wasn't experiencing what Mario would, not exactly. Mario's mushrooms were pure. These were corruptions of nature. He felt such a rush of power in his Toad brain. He wanted to smash, to destroy. He grew twice as tall as he had been before, but it was the increase in strength which really changed him. He had to find someone to kill.

He soon found a family of Koopas. An aged father, a young son and a girl Koopa, perhaps the son's girlfriend.

"What are you doing in the Mushroom Kingdom?" he said to them, angry. Already the hate was flowing through him.

"We don't want any trouble," said the old Koopa.

"Fucking Toads," said the young one. "Think they can boss us around!"

"You dare show your stinking turtle faces here after the attack on Peach's castle? Do you know how many of my friends DIED that day?" asked the Toad, seething. In truth none of the Toads who had died had been his friend. He didn't have any friends.

"Two of my sons died in the attack too," said the old Koopa, sighing heavily.

"We're fleeing Bowser's oppression!" said the Koopa girl.

"You're...you're doing what?" asked the Toad. He'd always been told all Koopas worshipped Bowswer as a God.

"You heard, you big jacked up freak!" said the Koopa boy. "We're sick of fighting in this horrible war! My best friend was murdered by Mario last week! He was just minding his business when Mario jumped on him and kicked him into a coin block. He bounced back and went off a cliff! No more fighting for us!"

"We are not the aggressors in this war," said the Toad. "It's your hero Bowser who..."

"We have no love for Bowser, as should be clear," said the old Koopa. "Now let us pass, please."

"But I want to kill someone," admitted the Toad. "So badly."

"Go kill your princess then, that bitch," said the young Koopa. His father and girlfriend gasped in shock.

"He didn't meant it!" said the girlfriend. But the Toad was seeing red.

"YOU DARE," he said. He jumped, high. He came crashing down on the old Koopa. He didn't just knock him into his shell. The Koopa was so old andthe Toad so powerful that he just turned to dust. His son shot himself at the Toad in a rage. The Toad just kicked his shell away, hard. It slammed through a block. The girlfriend was shaking in fear. The Toad grabbed her. He felt so powerful as he held her around the throat. He could simply snap her neck...

The boy Koopa hit him in the back with his shell. The Toad dropped the girl and she ran off. He turned back to the boy.

"So brave," he said. "I'll send you to Hell with your friends who I killed in the castle." The Koopa lunged at him but the Toad punched his head clean off. He then picked up the Koopa's shell. The girl was still running. He could let her live...

But he wouldn't.

He threw the shell at her head. She died as her boyfriend's shell splattered her brains.

The Toad had never felt more alive.

[Eggs Loki]

I am feeling a Paratroopa origin story here BIGTIME.

[video]

[Cassie]

Hello darkness my old friend.

[CaptainWacky]

damn it nwo i want to buy Mario Tennis on Virtual Console

I mean I have it on N64 but my N64 brokeand i' never going to get a new one because I don't buy things from ebay

but maybe i should buy the mario tennis game for wii u

but some people said that isn't good whereas i already know mario tennis is good

damn it

DAMN IT ALL

yes this is a thing of the day now not a Toad story

also how come certain people would rather argue with right wing gun nuts on Facebook than post on this board

imean is arguing with right wing gun nuts really all that fun

they don't don't seem to be having fun

wouldn't they rather discuss tv shows in ongoing messae barod threads?

I'm sure people used to enjoy doing that

what hcanged

i don't get it

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you sold a cat for a cheese
I sold a dog to Tyler Breeze
you stole a chewbacca's nose
and now you're in my way
your chicken poulty
point at a pony
I'm not phony
are you going my way
BABY

I JUS TMET YOU

AND AHT HIS IS CRAZY

BUT HERe'S My NuBeR

SO CALL ME MAYbe

It'S HARD to look right

AT YOU BABY

SO HER'eS My NMUMBER

SO CALL ME MAYBE

BEFOREYOU CAME INTO My LIFE I MISSED YOU SO BAD

I MISS YOU SO BAD

I MISSED YOU SOO SOO BAD

FORE YOU CAME UP MY LPPERSS IS MDFAsg
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AND YOU SHOULD KNOW

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THAT YOU YOU SHOULD KNOw

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SO CALL ME MAEBE

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i don'tknow

i just think theinternet is ending or something

it's annoying

can't it just be how it used to be

cunts

and also my anxiety nervers are frazzled like a frazzle

the crisps

i haven't eatent hemin aw hile

i shold

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who needs crorrect spellling

or a lfie

or hopes and dreams

just oing to die anyway

hey i ajust me you

and now I'm dead

like everyone else

so her'e smy number

but you can't call me becasue i'm dead

death isn't even a state

it's non-existence

do you see you were dead before you were born?

of course not

we shouldn't thik of people as dead

they don't fucking exist

their brain patterns are gone

forever

stop acting like there's more to it

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I wonder what it's like to not have autism

[Eggs Loki]

Tennis on VIrtual Console is good. Some people are too picky.

[CaptainWacky]

I meant the new Wii U Mario Whatever Tennis.

[Eggs Loki]

Ah. I won't get a Wii U until the next box is mere days away from hitting stores, as is my pattern.

[CaptainWacky]

It took me three years.

[Cassie]

I'll probably never get another console. I'll just live vicariously through things of the days.

[CaptainWacky]

The effects of the super mushroom wore off either when you took a hard enough hit from an enemy or when you went to sleep. But another side effect of them was that you could go without sleep for a long time when on them. The Toad went on a rampage. It found a gang of criminal goombas. It utterly destroyed them. Sure, they weren't actually evil criminals, just minner conmen Goombas, but the Toad didn't care by this point. He just loved killing.

He found a scared boo. He wondered what it would be like to kill a ghost. Were Boos ghosts? It was strange. He decided to ask first.

"Are you actually a ghost?" he said.

"I am...a boo," said the Boo.

"But what were you mean you were alive?" asked the Toad.

"I...I am boo," he said. The Toad sighed and ripped the Boo's body apart before it could say anything else. He found no answers inside.

He sighed. He'd killed so many enemies now. He'd even punched a Bullet Bill to death. It had been confused. What was left though? He didn't want to go to Bowser's Kingdom, not yet.

He wondered what it would be like to kill his fellow Toads. It had been an idle thought but...there was something appealing about it. Toads could be just as evil as any Koopa. Some had treated him horribly during his life. To rip their stupid heads off...it almost made him feel orgasmic.

But he decided to sleep on it instead. He'd have a cooler head in the morning, the effects of the super mushroom worn off. He went to bed.

When he woke he felt like his skin was on fire.

[Cassie]

The Toad is bringing about the apocalypse!

[CaptainWacky]

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I can't be bothered posting things of the day on TK yet becasue my brain is all mushed up but that's not the real reason it's because there' nly like twenty threads disaplyed per page instead of like fifty like it used to be so if I post a thing of the day I feel like I'm taking up too much space witha "spam" thread

and also I thought everyone who refused to post on Last BBS would show up on TK again and I'm waiting for them

but maybe they didn't actually "refuse" to post on Last BBS maybe they were just too busy to post on a message board

so maybe they'll never return to TK

and our internet family is dead

and my brain is still mushed

like there's fucking wires in there

or something

brainis all sliced up into fucking brain pieces

can't put them back together

I am segmented

can't make a thought form in any of them

burst like bubbles

barely sentient

don't get enough oxygen

not a proper man

never will be

even if i have a robot body i'll still wnat to keep my original brain because i feel like if i change my brain too much i'll die

i don't get people who want to "download" their brain pattersn

that's just making a copy

tha meansyou'redead

you die and the copy lives on

but it's not you

it's new

you will just stop existing and know nomore while a computer with your thought goes on

of course we could die every time we go to sleep really for all we know

and what about the transporter in Star Trek

is that just creating clones?

i don't know

probably

i'm only alive because i dream myself to life anyway

so why worry

BECAUSE WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DO BUT WORRY

anyway

I hope that explains why I'm posting this here and not on TK

-___________________

Hate Man: I HATE you

Love Man: but I ove you

Hate Man: GRRRRRRRR

Love Man: Love!

(Hate Man stabs Love Man to death. Hate wins.)

The END

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[Cassie]

Our internet family has grown up and moved out. They don't even call

[CaptainWacky]

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it's over

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life is over

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it never gbeg

begun

it was only a charade

might as well just look at images of female celeibrities

and do nthing else ever

just looka nd look

and look

and then die

or die first then look

no you can't do anything after you die

that's the confusing part

you ahve to do everything now

but wait you can't do anything because youre brain is a fucking mess of autism and anxiety

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I probalby won't writ ethe Toad story again

or post a proper thing of the day on TK

or anything

this is it

can't ever think buot thinking about doing anything creative ever again

it's over

forever

bye

[Cassie]

There's still WHOH to live for!

[CaptainWacky]

not if menty doesn't increase the character limit

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He had known there was a chance the super mushroom would have side effects. They were not pure like the mushrooms fucking Mario used, of course there was a risk. But his skin was in agony. He couldn't sit down, couldn't touch anything. He was burning up. He remembered the night before as if it were a dream. Had he really killed so many? The faces of Koopas and goombas and even boos flashed through his brain. A family. A young Koopa girl's brains splattering as he killed her with her boyfriend's shell. It was not a dream. He'd really done it.

But he was in so much pain now that he couldn't reflect further. He had to do something. He ran outside of his room into the gardens of Peach's castle. There was only one thing which could save him now. He had to find a 1-Up mushroom. It would restore him to how he had been before.

He searched the grass but only found some coins. He reluctantly started to climb trees. It hurt his body to do so, but it was worth it. The fourth tree he climbed had a 1-up at the top. He gobbled it down and feel from the tree. He let the restorative powers of the 1-up mushroom wash over him as he lay on the grass. Finally the burning in his skin passed. He lay there looking up at the sky. He thought about those he'd killed the night before. He realised he barely felt bad. What was done was done.

"What are you doing?" asked Toadsworth, standing over him. The Toad was startled.

"Just...resting..." he said.

"Look, you might be a hero, but you can't sleep in Peach's gardne," said the told fossil. "Be off with you!"

"Sorry," said the Toad. He got up and walked back to his room.

He had made a decision now. He would kill another Toad, just as he'd been thinking of the night before.

He was going to kill Peach's beloved Toadsworth.