The Cassie and Loktar Adventures Season 1

[Dr Dave]

The Case of the missing dogs.

Episode 1: New Detectives and missing dogs.

Cassie a LADY detective sat in her rocking chair with her dog Boogie, pondering the future of her detective agency. It had been two weeks since Tisiphone, LADY detective had retired to Greenland. There had been a massive going away party, which had been DJ'd by Detective Dr Dave, and fun was had by most!

Suddenly a gust of wind blew up, which was odd, since it was calm and muggy. Suddenly there appeared on the poarch, Loktar on his park bench.

"Loktar!" said Cassie excitedly, adding "I thought you were in Iceland, on a case with Detective Dr Dave?!"

"I was. The Case ended and suddenly I appeared here with a note" said Loktar, handing it to Cassie

Cassie read the note which read as follows

"Cassie. Loktar is ready for a new challenge, being part of your detective team. He may not have Tisiphone's hair, but he's a good chap.

Hope you can take him under your wing.

-Detective Dr Dave"

"Do you think your ready?" asked Cassie

"I think so. I can finally get off the park bench at will!" said Loktar

Suddenly the DETECTIVE phone rang, Cassie answered.

"This is Cassie." said Cassie

After a lengthy call, Cassie turned to Loktar.

"The local animal shelter called. All their dogs went missing, even the weird looking one that looks like Al Gore. They want us to investigate. Are you up to jumping in right off?" asked Cassie

"Lets go!" said Loktar, and suddently both him and Cassie were outside the shelter.

"I didn't know it could do that..." said Cassie

"Neither did i!" replied Lotkar

To be continued...

[Cassie]

THE MAGICAL BENCH!

[CaptainWacky]

I had fun at that party.

[Dr Dave]

Episode 2: No woof for you

Cassie and Lotkar, DETECTIVES walked into Bick's dog emporium.

"You didn't tell me Bick was the owner of this place!" said Loktar

"I wanted it to be A SUPRISE!" said Cassie.

Both detectives walked in.

"MAPS!" shouted Bick

"Err..." said Cassie

"Sorry, I was just drawing a new map for my side busnuess, world of war craft fan fiction. Glad you guys could come by!" said Bick, apologetically.

"So when did you notice the dogs missing?" asked Cassie

"Yesterday morning. I was doing an all night raid in my CAVE OF WoW, err I mean the bacment, and when I came up for top ramen and wine coolers, I noticed all the dogs were missing!" said Bick

"I notice you have security cameras." chimed in Loktar

"Disabled!" said Bick

"Hmm" mused Cassie

"Will you help?" asked Bick

"We will, say why didn't you call Detective Dr Dave?" asked Loktar

"He is not a fan of dogs, plus, I think he's mad at me for spilling Mellow Yellow on his autographed Cat Cleaners secret scrpt." replied Bick

To be continued...

[Cassie]

It figures, BICK DRINKS AND SPILLS MELLOW YELLOW.

[Dr Dave]

He needs to be more careful.

[CaptainWacky]

A good reason to be mad.

[Dr Dave]

Episode 3: Bow wow, Tomtrek.

Tomtrek began his rout as his first day as a postal delivery person. This was an espesually good day since he got the pleasure of delivering Michelle Trachtenberg Magazine on today's route.

As he walked to the first house, he heard a noise behind him, naturally he looked back and saw nothing there.

"How odd." said Tomtrek

Tomtrek continued down his route, after the third house (which did not order the Teachtenberg magazine), he heard the noise again. He looked back again, saw nothing, but suddenly a angry dog came out of the bushes and began chasing him. Tomtrek ran, but he was not fast enough, the dog got to him.

...

Cassie and Loktar, SOME OF WHICH ARE LADY DETECTIVES, sat in Cassie's moble detective van. They were outsides Bick's dog shop and were reviewing computer files retrieved from his office. Loktar was also scanning the news for any clues, one which came immediately.

A news reporter was saying "News from across the pond, in which postal workers all across England, except for Wales, where postal mail has been outlawed, are being bitten by dogs. So far 123 reports have come in, and more are expected."

"You hear that Cassie, it could be related to our case!" said Loktar excitedly.

"Could be, we need more information though." replied Cassie

Suddenly the phone rang, and an unexpected voice was on the line.

"This is Detective Dr Dave, I just came across information that may be vital to your investigation" said Detective Dr Dave

To be continued...

[Cassie]

I wonder if Tomtrek delivers the Michelle Trachtenberg magazine to those who are unworthy.

[CaptainWacky]

Print is a dying medium!

[Dr Dave]

Indeed.

[Dr Dave]

Episode 4: He's a dirty Arsenal fan!

Cassie A LADY DETECTIVE was surprised to hear Detective Dr Dave's voice on the phone.

"This is a surprise!" said Cassie

"Yes, well. A file came across my desk here, it was about a lorry that had overturned near London. This lorry was full of puppies." said Detective Dr Dave

"Did the local authorities get any of the puppies?" asked Cassie

"No, and the only reason we know they're corrected to your case, was a collar that fell off one of the dogs, had an ID number that matched the ones that Bick reported stolen." replied Detective Dr Dave

"Was the driver apprehended?" asked Loktar NOT A LADY DETECTIVE

"No, but he was identified as...CKLT, a known Arsenal fan, and minor criminal mastermind. Indeed, He's a dirty Arsenal fan!" said Detective Dr Dave

"Thanks for the information, we shall presue this lead immediately." stated Cassie

"Good, let me know how this one turns out." said Detective Dr Dave

"Will do." replied Cassie

"To London?" asked Loktar

"Yes, but first we have a stop to make, in Scotland!" said Cassie

To be continued...

[Cassie]

TO SCOTLAND!

[CaptainWacky]

I hope to see an accurate representation of Scotland next week.

[Eggs Loki]

Craig Ferguson taught us much while he had his talk show.

[christmas]

The spelling and grammar in this make me want to shoot a load of minorities

[Dr Dave]

I hope to see an accurate representation of Scotland next week.

You might even see a 3 legged haggis running about!

[Dr Dave]

The spelling and grammar in this make me want to shoot a load of minorities

[Dr Dave]

Episode 5: I want to ride a haggis, and shower it with candy.

"Why are we in scotland anyway?" asked Loktar as he ate some meat pies in the meat pie and golf ball shop.

"We need to meet with CaptainWacky, he knows all about dogs and dog related matters." replied Cassie

"But isn't he alergic to dogs?" asked Lokar

"He is, but he knows all about them, after he was a judge in a dog show." replied Cassie

"But...how...?" questioned Loktar

"One of his celebrity lists won a contest, apparently." said Cassie

"There is only one thing I want to do in Scotland!" said Loktar excitedly

"Solve a mysery?" asked Cassie

"No,I want to ride a haggis, and shower it with candy!" said Loktar exciedly

Cassie shook her head, and woundered at this moment if bringing Loktar on a Detective Team adventure was wise.

"Loktar, that is just distubing." said a man behind him

"Dr Dave!" shouted Loktar

To be continued...

[CaptainWacky]

Meat and golf balls are our chief exports.