CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?

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CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?

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Yes!
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I would like something like that. I like eating too mny things at once, and I enjoy salty foods more than sweet.
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I will do my duty to crisp detection!
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Good man!
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TEN BOXES DOWN...
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Keep going!
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This would be easier if I could just eat the crisps and not the actual boxes too.
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The more you complain, the less boxes you eat!
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TWENY FOUR DOWN but the next box is dusty.
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Dust it off.
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Pretend it's chili powder.
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Box twenty eight has a squid inside it.
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The squid god?

MAYBE eating the squid will give you his powers.
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Did it taste good?
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I have eaten all the boxes.

Now to start on the crisps!
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They're in a pile on the floor aren't they?
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Or all mixed up in a laundry hamper!
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Mostly in my pants.
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I hope the spicier flavors don't BURN your tender spots!
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If you do have a burning sensation and it's not the crisps, better see a doctor!
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