Why do people need to make eye contact when they talk?
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Why do people need to make eye contact when they talk?
Why can't they just look at my feet or awkwardly into the middle distance?
Re: Why do people need to make eye contact when they talk?
You could hold up a picture of Gillian Jacobs in front of your face.
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I was hanging out with my bff last week and complamented her outfit, she was like "you didn't even look at it". I had earlier though, SO HA!
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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SRSLY!
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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Can't live with them, can't finish this sentence!
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HI CASSIE! HI CA2Z! HI MIRAH! HI MM!
Goodness, the ratio of women/men here is more balanced than on the internet in general...
Goodness, the ratio of women/men here is more balanced than on the internet in general...
Re: Why do people need to make eye contact when they talk?
We're everywhere!
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Someone invite Neon!
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ALSO: WHAT COLOUR ARE YOUR EYES CAPTAIN WACKY!?!
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They're cybernetic implants so I can make them any colour I like.
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CaptainWacky wrote:Someone invite Neon!

"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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Dr Dave....WHY?
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Somebody invite Jack!
(This one WAS a joke.)
(This one WAS a joke.)
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You look into other people's eyes to tell if they want to have sex or not.
Of course, I dont' look into a lot of eyes, only those of the people I want to have sex with.
Of course, I dont' look into a lot of eyes, only those of the people I want to have sex with.
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Re: Why do people need to make eye contact when they talk?
What if they're wearing contact lenses.
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They offer no impediment to the presenting of the sex-wanting. I know because I wear them and I see the looks of interest or horror when they look back.
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I look people in the forehead.