The Last BBS

Posted: **Thu Jun 16, 2016 7:58 pm**

He's a role model.

Posted: **Thu Jun 16, 2016 8:22 pm**

He's adorable.

Posted: **Thu Jun 16, 2016 8:51 pm**

"I'm a Tootsie Roll model!"

"I'm sure you are, rrrrrooowwwwwrrrrrrrrrr..."

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:57 pm**

Couldn't the kids just replicate a freakishly realistic meat model of Picard?

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2016 2:23 pm**

Too lazy to use a replicator, that is pretty lazy!

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2016 2:40 pm**

Maybe replicators have child safety locks on them so that kids don't just sit in front of them and gorge themselves.

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2016 2:56 pm**

So they can't ask mom or dad or the exo-comp that has to baby sit them to help out?

Posted: **Sat Jun 18, 2016 10:34 am**

Is holodeck sex rape: discuss.

Posted: **Sat Jun 18, 2016 11:38 am**

The photons and force fields were asking for it! (Literally, I created the program)

Posted: **Sun Jun 19, 2016 11:01 am**

But according to that Voyager episode it's slavery to have holograms work in a mine...

Posted: **Sun Jun 19, 2016 12:37 pm**

Yeah well that episode sucked lol.

Posted: **Sun Jun 19, 2016 7:00 pm**

Jammer gave it four stars probably.

Posted: **Sun Jun 19, 2016 7:14 pm**

He did!

http://www.jammersreviews.com/st-voy/s7/author.php

But I think I remember Menty hating it as much as I did.

Posted: **Mon Jun 20, 2016 1:10 pm**

He still hasn't reviewed Star Trek Into Darkness. How long does it take to write "it was shit"?

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2017 2:16 pm**

Happy Captain Picard Day 2017!

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2017 2:48 pm**

HAPPY DAY CAPTAIN.

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2017 3:01 pm**

A good day.

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:06 pm**

IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN SHUT UP WESLEY!

Posted: **Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:00 pm**

CAPTAIN PICARD IS THE BEST CAPTAIN COME AT ME BROS.

Happy Captain Picard Day (June 16th)