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The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 6:58 pm
by Dr Dave
Portland OR Alerts @pdxalerts 21h21 hours ago
Portland > police enroute to area hospital, report of male subject in ER, claims GPS ankle bracelet is too tight, wants staff to cut it off.
Yes, they will totally do that for you.
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2016 11:56 am
by Cassie
Florida Man @_FloridaMan 18m18 minutes ago
Florida Man Flings Frozen Animal Carcasses Around Animal Control Office During Drunk Rampage With Fire Extinguisher
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2016 4:47 pm
by Dr Dave
haha!
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 2:57 pm
by Cassie
jesseWilliams. @iJesseWilliams 39m39 minutes ago
Man stabbed w Legend of Zelda Master Sword in serious condition. Unclear whether he collected any rupees on site.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird ... 67520.html
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 2:58 pm
by Cassie
Shit, I have to include the article, IN CASE YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO CLICK THE LINK.
Few could doubt the power of the Master Sword, not only has it defeated countless incarnations of Ganondorf in the Legend of Zelda series, but now it has hospitalised a Texan.
A man was stabbed with the point of a replica of the legendary sword during a domestic dispute in the city of Katy.
Eugene Thompson told police how his girlfriend called her ex-husband for help after they got into an argument, with Thompson drawing the sword as a means of defence.
"And I pulled it out and I stood in the doorway and he was just coming down that hall at me while I was yelling ‘Go away, you don’t live here,'" Thompson said.
"And he just walked right into the point. I don’t know if he thought it was a toy."
The man declined to mention whether he collected any rupees following the incident.
The ex-husband was taken to hospital following the altercation, but not before he, in true Zelda fashion, smashed a pot (a flower pot, over the head of Thompson).
Police have yet to confirm whether or not charges will be filed.
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 4:38 pm
by Dr Dave
Portland OR Alerts @pdxalerts 2h2 hours ago
Portland-Police to Hooters (Jantzen Beach) for a suspicious female dancing in front of the restaurant, keeps walking in & out the front door
Perhaps she was trying to audition...
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:05 pm
by Dr Dave
Portland OR Alerts @pdxalerts 5h5 hours ago
Portland - Police to area of 82nd/Stark - report of an adult male being chased through the streets by his mother after he assaulted her
Don't mess with your mother.
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 10:43 am
by Cassie
Emily Bett Rickards @EmilyBett 17h17 hours ago
Since my neighbors like to remind me they have kids every morning I’m reminding them I’m Canadian by blasting Avril Lavigne all day.
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 2:20 pm
by CaptainWacky
That's what good Canadians do!
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 4:54 pm
by Dr Dave
Take that people with kids!
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Fri May 20, 2016 5:56 pm
by Cassie
Mike Booth Retweeted
Jeff X. Hayes @JeffXHayes 9h9 hours ago
"What's that? We're protesting the new Ghostbusters movie? I'm on my way!"
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Sat May 28, 2016 12:01 pm
by Cassie
leon @leyawn 13h13 hours ago
sometimes you come across a headline so perfect you have to go offline for a while
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Sun May 29, 2016 11:41 am
by CaptainWacky
He should have confirmed it.
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 1:06 pm
by CaptainWacky
A conservative site is trying to pass off a pic of an actress from Evil Dead as an abused Trump supporter.
They still haven't taken it down even after Bruce Campbell told them how dumb they are.
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2016 5:56 pm
by Cassie
lol
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 4:13 pm
by Dr Dave
Portland OR Alerts @pdxalerts 1m1 minute ago
Portland - police to SE 2nd and Hawthorne - report of a suspicious male approaching random females and masturbating in front of them
That's what you get for going to Hawthorne!
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 4:15 pm
by Dr Dave
Portland OR Alerts @pdxalerts 10m10 minutes ago
Portland - Police responding to PacWest Center Office Building (SW 5th) - report of two males fist fighting over a chair
One wonders what kind of chair it was.
Portland OR Alerts @pdxalerts 28m28 minutes ago
Portland -Area of NE Alameda/77th Ave - subject calling 911 to report an "ant problem" in his neighborhood - wants police to respond
Call in SWAT!
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 4:17 pm
by Dr Dave
Portland OR Alerts @pdxalerts 3h3 hours ago
Portland >police to 2400 blk NE 38th, report of an unknown male wearing a hard hat and construction vest, drinking a beer on caller's porch.
One of the Village People must be in town.
Portland OR Alerts @pdxalerts 5h5 hours ago
Portland-Police to Southeast Health Center (SE 34th)-report of an angry man w/ a long beard hitting stuff w/ a baseball bat in parking lot
Angry hipster perhaps?
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 11:06 am
by CaptainWacky
Probably a sexy chair.
Re: The Twitter thread of tweets.
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 12:58 am
by Mirah
Read Black Box. A story written entirely in twitter sized sentences!