
A bee stung me on the thumb
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A bee stung me on the thumb
I thought me and the bees were cool with each other. 

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Sometimes the bees have to show you who's the boss!
Sorry about the bee sting. I hate getting stung by stingers!
Sorry about the bee sting. I hate getting stung by stingers!
Re: A bee stung me on the thumb
Of all the places to potentially get stung, the thumb is probably a preferable one.
Passive or dominant (wanking) hand?
Passive or dominant (wanking) hand?
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Re: A bee stung me on the thumb
It only hurt for about five minutes. It was swollen a bit but I put cream on it and it went back to normal pretty quickly. I haven't been stung since childhood. I'm sure they used to be worse than this. Or maybe it's because as a child I was just a scaredy cat running from evil bees.
Or maybe it just didn't get me good I don't know.
Or maybe it just didn't get me good I don't know.
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Yeah I can't remember being stung by a bee since I was little, and one got me on the top of my big right toe. It hurt for a day or so.
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I thought all the bees were dying out anyway.
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You may have just encountered an bee who was a jerk.
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I should have stung it back!
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You got to show em' who's boss.
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I should have shat honey out of my bum!
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Indeed.
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I should have done other things associated with bees!
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Put on your bee suit and go out there and mingle with the bees.
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During the first 5 years of Saturday Night Live in the 70s, the cast often said that they hated doing the bee sketches because the costumes were awful to wear.



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Has anybody ever seen a SPACE BEE?!
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Re: A bee stung me on the thumb
Does Space Monkey keep space bees?
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Obviously. He needs them to subjugate the earth when the time comes.
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By Figs!
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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Space Monkey now runs a bed & breakfast on Sissy Alpha 3 with his longtime companion Astral Orangutang.
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I hope they don't fling SPACE poo at the guests.
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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