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A bee stung me on the thumb

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 11:20 am
by CaptainWacky
I thought me and the bees were cool with each other. :no:

Re: A bee stung me on the thumb

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 11:49 am
by Cassie
Sometimes the bees have to show you who's the boss!

Sorry about the bee sting. I hate getting stung by stingers!

Re: A bee stung me on the thumb

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 12:16 pm
by Eggs Loki
Of all the places to potentially get stung, the thumb is probably a preferable one.

Passive or dominant (wanking) hand?

Re: A bee stung me on the thumb

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 7:47 pm
by CaptainWacky
It only hurt for about five minutes. It was swollen a bit but I put cream on it and it went back to normal pretty quickly. I haven't been stung since childhood. I'm sure they used to be worse than this. Or maybe it's because as a child I was just a scaredy cat running from evil bees.

Or maybe it just didn't get me good I don't know.

Re: A bee stung me on the thumb

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2016 5:03 am
by Eggs Loki
Yeah I can't remember being stung by a bee since I was little, and one got me on the top of my big right toe. It hurt for a day or so.

Re: A bee stung me on the thumb

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2016 11:08 am
by CaptainWacky
I thought all the bees were dying out anyway.

Re: A bee stung me on the thumb

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2016 8:15 pm
by Dr Dave
You may have just encountered an bee who was a jerk.

Re: A bee stung me on the thumb

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:06 pm
by CaptainWacky
I should have stung it back!

Re: A bee stung me on the thumb

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:41 pm
by Dr Dave
You got to show em' who's boss.

Re: A bee stung me on the thumb

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 1:28 pm
by CaptainWacky
I should have shat honey out of my bum!

Re: A bee stung me on the thumb

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2016 5:46 pm
by Dr Dave
Indeed.

Re: A bee stung me on the thumb

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 1:21 pm
by CaptainWacky
I should have done other things associated with bees!

Re: A bee stung me on the thumb

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 2:25 pm
by Cassie
Put on your bee suit and go out there and mingle with the bees.

Re: A bee stung me on the thumb

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 2:44 pm
by Eggs Loki
During the first 5 years of Saturday Night Live in the 70s, the cast often said that they hated doing the bee sketches because the costumes were awful to wear.

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Re: A bee stung me on the thumb

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 4:05 pm
by Dr Dave
Has anybody ever seen a SPACE BEE?!

Re: A bee stung me on the thumb

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2016 1:05 pm
by CaptainWacky
Does Space Monkey keep space bees?

Re: A bee stung me on the thumb

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2016 1:11 pm
by Cassie
Obviously. He needs them to subjugate the earth when the time comes.

Re: A bee stung me on the thumb

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2016 5:37 pm
by Dr Dave
By Figs!

Re: A bee stung me on the thumb

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2016 7:36 pm
by Eggs Loki
Space Monkey now runs a bed & breakfast on Sissy Alpha 3 with his longtime companion Astral Orangutang.

Re: A bee stung me on the thumb

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2016 7:51 pm
by Dr Dave
I hope they don't fling SPACE poo at the guests.