WAR ON CHRISTMAS CHECK IN THREAD

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 5:04 pm

How many Christmas trees have you shoved up Santa's ass this year?

curiousa2z · Post by **curiousa2z** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 5:24 pm

None, but the night is still young!

Post by **Cassie** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 7:42 pm

CURIOUSA2Z!! We miss you.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Mon Dec 26, 2016 12:56 am

George Michael won't be checking in.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Mon Dec 26, 2016 1:07 pm

"Last Christmas" joke here.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Thu Feb 09, 2017 1:28 pm

WAR ON EASTER HAS BEGUN, EASTER EGGS NOW RENAMED "FUN CHOCOLATE OVOIDS" IN MY BRAIN, IT'S A DSGRACE GONE MAD.

Post by **Cassie** » Thu Feb 09, 2017 2:58 pm

LET THE CHOCOLATE EGGS RAIN DOWN LIKE RAIN OR MAYBE EVEN MEN, YEAH MEN SIZED CHOCOLATE EGGS.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Thu Feb 09, 2017 3:10 pm

I'm still gearing up for the WAR ON VALENTINES DAY YEAH LOVERS CAN SUCK IT BUT NOT THE GOOD WAY YEAH

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:06 pm

TAKING THE CHRIST OUT OF VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:32 pm

I refer to it as "singles awareness day".

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 8:07 pm

"PANCAKE DAY BANNED BECAUSE IT UPSETS MUSLIMS" - The Daily Mail, probably