The Last BBS

As Founder of
TheLastBBS
I hereby declare that the 4th of May
is officially designated as

CaptainWacky Day

in honor of the beloved bipodal specimen who has
raised the bar of internet expression by infusing
endless wit, insight and heart
into the art of spamming.

I hereby affix this Proclamation with
the Official Seal of the Site Admin,
on this day 4 May 2018.


Eggs Loki
Founder, TheLastBBS

TAKE THAT UP YER EXHAUST PORT, STAR WARS!!!111 BONC!

In celebration I shall endeavor to rank all the female celebrities by cuteness.

THANKS EGGS. I hope Disney doesn't bring the board down.

ALL OF THEM, Cassie?

I'm only ranking them in my head as I see them.

Happy CaptainWacky day!

It's the longest possible time to my next birthday, at least.