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Effing Christmas
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:57 pm
by boydster
My tree fell over and the stand was full of water that got everywhere and now there's broken pieces of all the ornaments and wet presents and the carpet is wet (shut up with your Christmas Vacation jokes ok? I'm THIS CLOSE

) and the candy canes are broken AND I CAN'T EVEN MAKE A THREAD IN THE RANT SECTION to top it all off. Speaking of topping things off, even the stupid star at the top of the stupid tree had stuff break on it.
Effing Christmas
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 2:14 am
by Dr Dave
Yet another reason to celebrate Festivus. That sucks about your tree.
Effing Christmas
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 10:00 am
by Cassie
OH it has been so long since anyone needed into the bowels of this forum that I don't even remember what the usergroup is called!
Effing Christmas
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 11:38 am
by Dr Dave
Eggs!
Effing Christmas
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 12:38 pm
by Eggs Loki
Effing Christmas
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 7:57 pm
by boydster
Thank you Eggs. And you are 100% right, Dr Dave. A Festivus pole is a much better design. And the holiday itself is fantastic. There's a lot of pressure built into Christmas.
The tree is standing again. The crisis has abated. For now.
Effing Christmas
Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 8:37 pm
by Dr Dave
Watch out for pidgins in your tree.