The Last BBS

Cassie- Bees

CaptainWacky- magic kilts

Eggs- The mayor of NYC

Boydster- fish sticks

Bill deBlasio wants to be President.

PROs: He's socially very liberal, has a black wife and kids.
CONS: Fiscally he's a whore. New York has been gutted like a fish for corporate interests. He let the Uber drivers in when we have the biggest mass transit system in the world, and now we have road congestion again, a problem we had already solved in the past.

I SAY NO.

He sounds like BAD NEWS!

Well Bllomberg and Giuliani before him were the real bad ones, but he didn't do enough to reverse the damage.

The broken fork!

BEES DON'T EVEN HAVE KNEES!

Alright alright, there's actually a funny story here. So this one kid, he was trying to come up with a really funny joke. He saw himself as a stand up comedian, of sorts. That's beside the point. He had a buddy over with a real overbearing kind of personality. He would bounce ideas off this buddy, then go back to the drawing board, rinse and repeat the process.

So to cut to the chase. He came up with the funniest joke ever told, and you're not going to believe what it's about. FISH STICKS. Yep. Of all the funny coinkydinks, this one's a doozy, because what are the odds you would ask me to write something about fish sticks and I would have a story this excellent to tell?

BUT IT GETS BETTER. That overbearing kid - he's really just kind of an asshole. And like a true asshole, he claimed partial ownership of the joke, even though all he did was sit around eating the other kid's food and be annoying. So now the one that came up with the joke is feeling conflicted, like what the hell man I wrote that shit and you just want to superimpose yourself into the situation now and that's not cool. But the other kid, he's just like yeah I was there, I helped, you can fuck right out buddy because I have some involvement here. They do talk shows. They make the publicity rounds. It's a whole to-do.

I don't remember how it ended now. But I do remember the joke. Do you want to hear it?

The police said my "magic kilt" was indecent.

The bastard forks!

I got the last laugh (I just laughed.)

Well played!