LAKE

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:38 pm

Lake Lake Titi Titi Ca Ca
Titi Titi Ca Ca Titi Titi Ca Ca Titi Ti--

Geronimo, Geronimo
These girls are falling dominos
They-they call me dynamo
But I be yelling vámonos
So you 'bout undergo
Daenerys in a Game of Thrones
No, I'm not no common hoe
Slip sliding down a rabbit hole, what?

(And they be slain) I slay these bitches double dutch
(And they be slain) I slay these bitches so wassup
Jump! Up and down
Jump! All around
Jump! Up and down
Jump! Now make your bootie bounce!

Geronimo, Geronimo
I send 'em to Guantánamo
Or better yet the Alamo
Macaulay Culkin's Home Alone
It's my sickening do-si-do
My undefeated rope-a-dope
From Tokyo to Kokomo
My syncopated rodeo, what?
I got my chaperone
My wherefore art thou Romeo
Tell Juliet to hold da phone
Cause she never gonna get that tootsie roll
It's my turn to chew da bone
To spread my leg like Sharon Stone
To do-dominate like Al Capone
This playground is my battle zone, what?

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 8:34 pm

You ok there Eggs?

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:28 pm

Just a splash of crazy in the middle of my day, to keep me sane.

Lakes are indeed nice, though.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 10:15 pm

I don't trust them. I'm pretty sure they're in league with The Shifty Moon (who knows full well what it has done).

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 3:58 am

But lakes are cool because they are like oceans, except that you know you will reach land on the other side, Also no salt water.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:55 am

The Shifty Moon (who full well knows what it did) controls the tides!

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 1:24 pm

I can't stop sweating.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:06 pm

It knows no bounds!

Mirah · Post by **Mirah** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 3:35 pm

I love Lake Chelan
Some say it sounds like Salon
But it is Shu Shu lan
like land
Chelan
People from the south
say Che Che like Chu Chu Train, they say Chelyn like Chillin
It seems the easiest word to say in Washington state
unlike Puyallup

Mirah · Post by **Mirah** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 3:36 pm

I did dip into the lake the other day at the Stehekin end, which is completely colder than this end. Super cold. Really really cold. But this lake is clear and beautiful.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 7:35 pm

I hope you're not in league with The Shifty Moon (who knows full well what terrible crimes it has committed)!

Post by **Cassie** » Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:39 am

I love the lakes around here, they are beautiful this time of year... EXCEPT there are alligators lurking under the surface. lol

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:55 am

See, they can't be trusted!

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Thu Aug 01, 2019 1:01 pm

There's a lake not far from where I live, but the lakes I love the most are up in New Hampshire: Winnisquam and Winnipesaukee.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Aug 02, 2019 12:07 am

Mirah · Post by **Mirah** » Fri Aug 02, 2019 12:22 am

I think we should all meet in a cabin on a lake in the mountains!

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Fri Aug 02, 2019 12:42 am

WEARING HOCKEY MASKS!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Aug 02, 2019 2:27 am

Too bad mountains don't exist…

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sat Aug 03, 2019 5:46 am

Except the ones by Lake TITICACA.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sat Aug 03, 2019 5:57 am