The Last BBS

Lake Lake Titi Titi Ca Ca
Titi Titi Ca Ca Titi Titi Ca Ca Titi Ti--

Geronimo, Geronimo
These girls are falling dominos
They-they call me dynamo
But I be yelling vámonos
So you 'bout undergo
Daenerys in a Game of Thrones
No, I'm not no common hoe
Slip sliding down a rabbit hole, what?

(And they be slain) I slay these bitches double dutch
(And they be slain) I slay these bitches so wassup
Jump! Up and down
Jump! All around
Jump! Up and down
Jump! Now make your bootie bounce!

Geronimo, Geronimo
I send 'em to Guantánamo
Or better yet the Alamo
Macaulay Culkin's Home Alone
It's my sickening do-si-do
My undefeated rope-a-dope
From Tokyo to Kokomo
My syncopated rodeo, what?
I got my chaperone
My wherefore art thou Romeo
Tell Juliet to hold da phone
Cause she never gonna get that tootsie roll
It's my turn to chew da bone
To spread my leg like Sharon Stone
To do-dominate like Al Capone
This playground is my battle zone, what?

You ok there Eggs?

Just a splash of crazy in the middle of my day, to keep me sane.

Lakes are indeed nice, though.

I don't trust them. I'm pretty sure they're in league with The Shifty Moon (who knows full well what it has done).

But lakes are cool because they are like oceans, except that you know you will reach land on the other side, Also no salt water.

The Shifty Moon (who full well knows what it did) controls the tides!

I can't stop sweating.

It knows no bounds!

I love Lake Chelan
Some say it sounds like Salon
But it is Shu Shu lan
like land
Chelan
People from the south
say Che Che like Chu Chu Train, they say Chelyn like Chillin
It seems the easiest word to say in Washington state
unlike Puyallup

I did dip into the lake the other day at the Stehekin end, which is completely colder than this end. Super cold. Really really cold. But this lake is clear and beautiful.

I hope you're not in league with The Shifty Moon (who knows full well what terrible crimes it has committed)!

I love the lakes around here, they are beautiful this time of year... EXCEPT there are alligators lurking under the surface. lol

See, they can't be trusted!

There's a lake not far from where I live, but the lakes I love the most are up in New Hampshire: Winnisquam and Winnipesaukee.

I think we should all meet in a cabin on a lake in the mountains!

WEARING HOCKEY MASKS!

Too bad mountains don't exist…

Except the ones by Lake TITICACA.