The Last BBS

Local women are sending me friend requests on FB. Okay so it has only been 2-but they are both women that I don't even recall meeting in RL! (Maybe one in a restaurant that a friend works in) but now I have a 2nd request from another gal-OMGWTF?!
What if they want to go out for drinks or something?!
Just kidding
They are probably just trying to get friends to like thier businesses.
I DON'T KNOW!
(life in a small town)

Also-
I just stalked her photos-
and wholy shit, she went to a garden party in cotume-and it fucking rocks!

WTF

I'm going to become friends with them and they will hate me! AAAAACKKKK NEW PEOPLE!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!

Turns out she is a real estate agent.
She wants to sell me a house!

Seriously, you should leave a flaming bag of poop on her porch.

Or just set fire to her bathroom.