Top Tens for 2016

[CaptainWacky]

Until TK returns!

1) Gillian Jacobs - She is the best girl. On any BBS.
2) Ellie Kemper - I think she is a great as Kimmy Schmidt!
3) Hailee Steinfeld - She's getting better and better. And she's already great.
4) Holly Earl - She's potentially one of the best girls, but seriously lacking in exposure.
5) Chloe Bennet - Has become a solid top five performer.
6) Olivia Wilde - Happy pregnancy to her!
7) Camren Bicondova - She can certainly dance.
8) Maisie Williams - She's a-Maisie-ing!
9) Emma Roberts - Her new hair is working for me.
10) Elizabeth Henstridge - She's an English rose!
11) Sophie Turner - Continues to turn heads.
12) Elle Fanning - She's a Cutie McFanning!
13) Imogen Poots - The only girl who will ever be described as "Pootstastic."
14) Kat Dennings - I like Kat Dennings.
15) Kiernan Shipka - She is very cute if a bit thin.
16) Tatiana Maslany - I like all of her.
17) Emma Stone - She's bumtastic.
18) Emily Ratajkowski - She's great.
19) Natalie Portman - YEP she's back on the list so let's see where she goes from here.
20) Bailee Madison - I think she is lovely.
21) Kristen Stewart - She did a good photoshoot.
22) Freema Agyeman - I hope we see her in tv shows soon.
23) Anna Kendrick - Anna Cuteduck.
24) Emily Kinney - She's cute making bad bee puns.
25) Dreama Walker - I remember her!
26) Natalie Dormer - She's sexy.
27) Michelle Trachtenberg - I'm still on Trachtenhiatus but I intellectually recognise the goodness of her lips and nose.
28) Joey King - She cute.
29) Amy Acker - I will always like Amy Acker.
30) Paige - She's the most attractive wrestler.

[Eggs Loki]

Congratulations to Gillian Jacobs, the first Top Ten Girl on The Last BBS!

[The Tomtrek]

I can't leave a karma message thinly disguising my disagreement with the low ranking of Michelle Trachtenberg so pretend this is it.

[CaptainWacky]

You could just agree with the high ranking of Ellie Kemper instead.

[The Tomtrek]

I can do both.

[CaptainWacky]

#2

1) Elizabeth Olsen - Begun, the Age of Olsen has.
2) Gillian Jacobs - She's still my best gal.
3) Hailee Steinfeld - I think she's one of the best girls.
4) Chloe Bennet - Yep, definitely a top five performer.
5) Emma Stone - Emma Stone has definitely also reached "one of the best girls" level for me and it feels good to say it.
6) Emma Roberts - She's been really really really good lately.
7) Sophie Turner - Still the best Girl of Thrones!
8) Tatiana Maslany - Has her body gotten amazingly good this seasn or is it just me?
9) Elizabeth Henstridge - Good lips.
10) Candice Patton - Deserves more hotness recognition.
11) Kate Beckinsale - I'm back to feeling Beckinsale Feelings!
12) Elle Fanning - She's a Sweetie McFanning!
13) Camren Bicondova - Her face is great.
14) Michelle Trachtenberg - It's good that there have been new pics of her lately.
15) Charli XCX - I like her she's hot.
16) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - I like how she looks.
17) Alycia Debnam-Carey - CLEXA LIVES.
18) Michelle Ang - She seems like one to watch.
19) Ellie Kemper - I already miss Kimmy.
20) Hannah Murray - Her smile!
21) Ariel Winter - Dressing like she's Ariel Summer!
22) Freema Agyeman - She's the official Freema.
23) Maisie Williams - Short and good!
24) Jessica Lucas - She gets so little screentime in Gotham that it's hard to remember what she looks like.
25) Anna Chlumsky - Good crazy eyes.
26) Rose McIver - I like her.
27) Bailee Madison - I continue to be a Madifan.
28) Natalie Dormer -It's good that she runs marathons.
29) Chloe Grace Moretz - Cutie Grace Moretz.
30) Kiernan Shipka - Good face.

[Eggs Loki]

I am happy for you that you have reached such a level of Emma Stoneness.

[The Tomtrek]

YES WACKY IT WAS GOOD.

[Dr Dave]

Olivia Wilde is always a solid choice.

[CaptainWacky]

She's pregnant with her second baby. It is growing inside of her.

[Dr Dave]

Full of baby, as they say.

[CaptainWacky]

1) Elle Fanning - Okay, she's a new contender for the position of "the Chosen One."
2) Elizabeth Olsen - She looked really great in Captain America: Civil War.
3) Scarlett Johansson - It's good to have her back!
4) Sophie Turner - She has well established herself as one of the best girls.
5) Hailee Steinfeld - Also definitely one of the best girls.
6) Gillian Jacobs - Still my favourite lass.
7) Eva Green - Sometims you forget how beautiful and talented Eva Green is, so it's good that she's back on tv!
8) Katherine Ryan - She is stunningly attractive.
9) Chloe Bennet - Also one of the best MCU girls.
10) Emma Stone - I like her great face!
11) Ariel Winter - She keeps on bringing it!
12) Emma Roberts - They don't call her "Emma Robots" for nothing!
13) Elizabeth Henstridge - Her lips are nice and English.
14) Kimiko Glenn - She's a super cutie! Deserves super cutie recognition.
15) Alicia Vikander - Also deserves more "actually really great looking" recognition.
16) Candice Patton - She's really pretty.
17) Anna Chlumsky - Anna Greateyesky.
18) Bailee Madison - Yet another product of the Super Cutie project!
19) Jaimie Alexander - Her face is great.
20) Anna Kendrick - She a good pale lady.
21) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - i think we all know the good points of STS by now.
22) Emily Ratajkowski - I think she's very good.
23) Freema Agyeman - She's great with her face.
24) Violett Beane - Another good new cutie!
25) Kate Beckinsale - I still think she's great.
26) Ming-Na Wen - Ming-Na Hot more like!
27) Willa Holland - There's been some interesting pics of her lately.
28) Lizzy Caplan - She's good.
29) Chloe Grace Moretz - Sometimes people who were at the top of the list for a long time drop to the bottom for a while, it happens (and she's still ON the list, notice!)
30) Michelle Trachtenberg - To expand on that, the Trachtenberg part of my brain is still in hibernation and I don't know when it will wake up.

[CaptainWacky]

1) Sophie Turner - She's been amazing lately. AMAZING.
2) Camren Bicondova - She has risen to super great levels of goodness!
3) Gillian Jacobs - The Best Girl to me.
4) Elle Fanning - I love Elle Fanning.
5) Anna Kendrick - She is actually one of the best girls, let's make that completely clear.
6) Chloe Grace Moretz - YEP, my Moretz Feelings have returned in full and they feel good.
7) Candice Patton - She's DOING IT for me now!
8) Jessica Lucas - Really really really deserving of top level recognition.
9) Elizabeth Olsen - She's the hottest Avenger.
10) Katherine Ryan - Her face is great.
11) Emma Stone - Also one of the best girls of my 2016 best girls! They're all so worthy!
12) Alicia Vikander - I'm liking her MORE AND MORE lately.
13) Eva Green - So Green, so beautiful.
14) Violett Beane - She's rising above "one to watch" level...
15) Laura Prepon - Could actually have one of the best faces.
16) Freema Agyeman - It's definitely a week of great faces.
17) Chloe Bennet - I like her eyes.
18) Emily Ratajkowski - She is sexy.
19) Lauren Mayberry - If only Chajusong was here to see this.
20) Kirsten Dunst - She's the Dunstiest.
21) Caitlin Stasey - She's attractive.
22) Emma Roberts - Out and about a lot!
23) Deborah Ann Woll - Let's not forget about her.
24) Anna Chlumsky - Those crazy eyes!
25) Michelle Ang- Still one to watch.
26) Elizabeth Henstridge - Those Simmons lips.
27) Ellie Kemper - She's a Cutie McDuck!
28) Laura Vandervoort - Still around!
29) Ming-Na Wen - She's hot.
30) Dakota Blue Richards - Someone tell her she can post new pics on Instagram.
31) Kimiko Glenn - Cute.
32) Maisie Williams - Short and cute!
33) Imogen Poots - I hope we see more of her soon.
34) Olivia Munn - She is hot.
35) Michelle Trachtenberg - I'm sure she'll be back one day.

[CaptainWacky]

#5

1) Gillian Jacobs - She's the most beautiful person alive.
2) Hayley Atwell - I like how she's amazingly great!
3) Elle Fanning - She's going from strength to actual strength.
4) Sophie Turner - Will I ever write a list without Sophie in the top five again? Probably not!
5) Elizabeth Henstridge - Hey, her face is actually great, let's acknowledge that!
6) Hailee Steinfeld - Cruelly omitted last week, let's make up for that.
7) Camren Bicondova - She's purrfect.
8) Candice Patton - Continues to impress.
9) Eva Green - I like how she can look so beautiful while expressing such intense emotions.
10) Laura Prepon - I like how her face seems to keep getting better.
11) Jennifer Lawrence - Her breasts are definitely a force to be reckoned with.
12) Jessica Lucas - We need more Jessica Lucas in the world.
13) Emma Roberts - She's a good bra girl.
14) Caitlin Stasey - She's a good no bra girl.
15) Rebecca Hall - Great face!
16) Emma Stone - Great bum!
17) Chloe Bennet - Why is Daisy a goth now though.
18) Dreama Walker - it's good that she still exists!
19) Anna Kendrick - I'd like to see her holding a duck.
20) Isabelle Fuhrman - She seems like one to watch!
21) Alicia Vikander - She's very good.
22) Jena Malone - I find her interesting.
23) Nathalie Emmanuel - Good stomach.
24) Lauren Mayberry - She's one to watch!
25) Chloe Grace Moretz - Yeah she's dropped again but still good.
26) Emily Ratajkowski - She's sexy.
27) Maisie Williams - Her face is lovely.
28) Charli XCX - She's XCXcellent.
29) Anna Chlumsky - Her eyes are what I like to call "really good eyes."
30) Elizabeth Olsen - Let's not forget about her yet!
31) Tatiana Maslany - She's in shape.
32) Michelle Trachenberg - It's good that she smiled.
33) Anna Popplewell - I remember her face.
34) Jaimie Alexander - Good face.
35) Emilia Clarke - All her clothes burned off!

[Eggs Loki]

lol @ Emilia

[CaptainWacky]

#6

1) Hailee Steinfeld - She had her best week ever.
2) Gillian Jacobs - Still number one in my heart.
3) Elle Fanning - Invented cuteness.
4) Anne Hathaway - She's back! And better than ever!
5) Candice Patton - My liking for her has steadily been increasing.
6) Kat Dennings - Hey, it turns out her face is still great.
7) Hayley Atwell - It's good that she will continue to appear on tv.
8) Camren Bicondova - She's always going to be highly ranked now forever.
9) Sophie Turner - A Turner of heads!
10) Emma Stone - Remember when I didn't think Emma Stone is one of the best girls? That was weird.
11) Rose Leslie - She is beautiful.
12) Anna Kendrick - And let us not forget how actually great Anna Kendrick is!
13) Elizabeth Henstridge - I like this English actress.
14) Michelle Trachtenberg - Climbing back up...
15) Chloe Grace Moretz - She's up and down the list like a cute yo-yo.
16) Jessica Lucas - We still need more of her.
17) Chloe Bennet - Good tongue.
18) Emily Kinney - She's super super cute and short.
19) Eva Green - She's a great actress.
20) Violett Beane - Cutetastic.
21) Kristen Stewart - It's good when she smiles.
22) Kate Beckinsale - She's still great.
23) Keira Knightley - Also making a comeback!
24) Melissa Benoist - She's a super girl.
25) Charlize Theron - Also still exists!
26) Bailee Madison - I am still a Madifan.
27) Freema Agyeman - Good smile.
28) Danielle Panabaker - Panabaker's gotta bake.
29) Peyton Roi List - I like her.
30) Imogen Poots - She's the Pootsiest!

I need to cut back down to 25...

[CaptainWacky]

#7

1) Kate Beckinsale - Like once a year for the last four years or so there's a moment where I think "wait, surely Kate Beckinsale is actually the perfet woman?" I'm feeling it strongly right now!
2) Kiernan Shipka - She has arrived.
3) Jessica Lucas - Yeah, she's actually one of the best girls and deserves recognition.
4) Gillian Jacobs - Not my Official Number One at the moment but I still literally love her and I'm not going to forget that.
5) Elle Fanning - She's made out of kittens.
6) Eline Powell - I'm taking the bold step of giving her a high debut ranking because I think she has huge potential for the future.
7) Violett Beane - If she doesn't return to The Flash I will not be pleased.
8) Ellen Page - This short Canadian is always good to see!
9) Imogen Poots - I dare you to name anyone Pootsier.
10) Hailee Steinfeld - She's great.
11) Genevieve Buechner - Man I need to see more of Genevieve Buechner.
12) Candice Patton - It's been a good year for her.
13) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - She sure wears a lot of underwear.
14) Emma Roberts - Emma Roberts is also one of the best girls.
15) Katherine Ryan - Her face is great.
16) Elizabeth Henstridge - She is lovely.
17) Camren Bicondova - More cat than girl.
18) Alexandra Dowling - I'm probably the only person in the world who still watches The Musketeers?
19) Gemma Arterton - She's due a comeback.
20) Anne Hathaway - Remember those pics last week? They were great!
21) Jessica Chastain - "More like CHESTAIN!" as some might say.
22) Rose Leslie - Her face is beautiful.
23) Alicia Vikander - She's good in a bikini.
24) Freema Agyeman - Her skin is really nice.
25) Tatiana Maslany - She's been working out a lot.
26) Michelle Trachtenberg - I DON'T KNOW, sometimes it's like she's saying "leave me off the list, I've had enough high ranking, other people deserve points" but then she posts an Instagram pic...
27) Eva Green - I like her face.
28) Melissa Benoist - She's a girl super.
29) Emily Kinney - Emily Cutie.
30) Stephanie Leonidas - Let's remember her good face.

[CaptainWacky]

#8

1) Anna Kendrick - New Permanent Number One of the Forever!
2) Kate Beckinsale - Well, maybe she's still the best, who knows really. It's lucky I have a weekly list!
3) Gillian Jacobs - Still feeling Jacobs feelings in my brain.
4) Elle Fanning - She's so happy all the time and that makes others happy.
5) Sophie Turner - I think she's great.
6) Eva Green - She's one of the most beautiful women!
7) Kiernan Shipka - The Kikiest.
8) Jessica Lucas - Let's not forget how great Jessica Lucas is, okay?
9) Hayley Atwell - She is also a stunning beauty.
10) Camren Bicondova - Cuteren Bicutedova.
11) Holly Earl - WE NEED MORE HOLLY EARL.
12) Chloe Bennet - Jumping back up the list due to good use of social media.
13) Perdita Weeks - A strong debut and hopefully we'll see more of her in future Weeks.
14) Melissa Benoist - She's a superb girl!
15) Elizabeth Gillies - She's breastacular.
16) Imogen Poots - Her eyes can see through time.
17) Emily Ratajkowski - She's Hatajkowski!
18) Emma Roberts - I like her.
19) Ariel Winter - But it's summer!
20) Paige - The hottest wrestler.
21) Abigail Breslin - Beginning to make a comeback!?
22) Olivia Munn - I should include her more often.
23) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - The MEWiest.
24) Elizabeth Henstridge - Good English girl.
25) Michelle Trachtenberg - Still not feeling strong Trachtenberg feelings at the moment but it's good to see her.
26) Georgina Leigh - Go on then, let's give her a chance.
27) Emily Kinney - She's small! She's cute! She's pale!
28) Maisie Williams - I like her a lot.
29) Magda Apanowicz - I wish I could feel strong Apanowicz feelings again.
30) Valentina Novakovic - It's good that she still exists.

[Eggs Loki]

CUPS!

[CaptainWacky]

"You're going to miss me when I'm gone" - TrollKingdom Cup song