The quote thread of quotes

[Dr Dave]

Deep Throat: Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this Earth, not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?
Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive.
Deep Throat: Precisely.
Mulder: They're here, aren't they?
Deep Throat: Mister Mulder, they've been here for a long, long time.

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_X-Fil ... ep_Throat_[1.1]

To this day this is my favorite quote.

[Dr Dave]

"I'm agnostic and apathetic, I don't know and I don't care"

So I think a comedian used that line, but I am not sure who said it.