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boydster MIA part one.

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 10:35 pm
by Dr Dave
I bet he's hiding behind a horse...

boydster MIA part one.

Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 11:37 pm
by Mirah
Or inside a turkey

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Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 12:37 am
by Dr Dave
Indeed...

boydster MIA part one.

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 1:21 pm
by CaptainWacky
He was actually arrested for armed snobbery.

boydster MIA part one.

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 2:23 pm
by Dr Dave
Well well well!!!

boydster MIA part one.

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2020 3:48 pm
by boydster
Whoa now, let's all just take a deep breath and consider a much more reasonably possibility. He was kidnapped by some raccoon poachers that he caught in the act, then held for several days in a cage with those very same raccoons he witnessed being poached, fed only dog food and water, managed to escape by using a rib bone from a deceased raccoon to pick the lock on the cage he was trapped in, and then had to flea through several miles of forest before making it back to civilization.

boydster MIA part one.

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2020 4:04 pm
by Dr Dave
Finally something that is not a conspiracy theory!

boydster MIA part one.

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 1:33 pm
by CaptainWacky
How do we know this is the real boydster and not a raccoon with a guitar?

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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 1:43 pm
by boydster
Everyone knows raccoons don't play guitar. They play banjo!
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boydster MIA part one.

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 2:52 pm
by Dr Dave
We can't stop here, this is trash panda county!

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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 4:15 pm
by boydster
Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the raccoons start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas.

boydster MIA part one.

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 4:30 pm
by Dr Dave
:yes:

As your lawyer...