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Cheeseburgers have cheese in them, but hamburgers don't have ham

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 1:28 pm
by CaptainWacky
Does that seem right to you?

Re: Cheeseburgers have cheese in them, but hamburgers don't have ham

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 2:55 pm
by Cassie
We should make a change.org petition to demand ham in hamburgers.

Re: Cheeseburgers have cheese in them, but hamburgers don't have ham

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 4:41 pm
by Dr Dave
It seems right to me.

Re: Cheeseburgers have cheese in them, but hamburgers don't have ham

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 4:50 pm
by Eggs Loki
If there's bacon on it, that's sort of ham.

Re: Cheeseburgers have cheese in them, but hamburgers don't have ham

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 4:51 pm
by Dr Dave
The man raises a good point.

Re: Cheeseburgers have cheese in them, but hamburgers don't have ham

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 11:09 am
by CaptainWacky
All hamburgers originally contained ham before Jamie Oliver travelled back in time and removed the ham. He also invened the lie that hamburgers come from Hamburg to cover his tracks. They actually come FROM FINLAND.

Re: Cheeseburgers have cheese in them, but hamburgers don't have ham

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 4:58 pm
by Dr Dave
The Finish are a fine people. It's too bad that bastard nose Jamie Oliver did this.

Re: Cheeseburgers have cheese in them, but hamburgers don't have ham

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 6:57 pm
by Eggs Loki
Turkey burgers contain turkey even though that is a perversion against nature (which is probably why I eat them)

Re: Cheeseburgers have cheese in them, but hamburgers don't have ham

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 7:00 pm
by Dr Dave
Some even contain jive turkeys.

Re: Cheeseburgers have cheese in them, but hamburgers don't have ham

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 7:32 pm
by Eggs Loki
Or even DYN-O-MITE.

Re: Cheeseburgers have cheese in them, but hamburgers don't have ham

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 7:35 pm
by Dr Dave
Those are the best kind!

Re: Cheeseburgers have cheese in them, but hamburgers don't have ham

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 7:40 pm
by Eggs Loki
Now I'm hungry...

Re: Cheeseburgers have cheese in them, but hamburgers don't have ham

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 8:27 pm
by CaptainWacky
Hot dogs don't contain any dog. Only cat.

Re: Cheeseburgers have cheese in them, but hamburgers don't have ham

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 9:48 pm
by Eggs Loki
Also, hot dogs can be eaten cold! :eek:

Re: Cheeseburgers have cheese in them, but hamburgers don't have ham

Posted: Sun May 01, 2016 10:56 am
by CaptainWacky
If you're a deviant.

Re: Cheeseburgers have cheese in them, but hamburgers don't have ham

Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 4:52 pm
by Dr Dave
Can and should are different things.

Re: Cheeseburgers have cheese in them, but hamburgers don't have ham

Posted: Thu May 05, 2016 8:09 pm
by CaptainWacky
There should be more gooseburgers.

Cheeseburgers have cheese in them, but hamburgers don't have ham

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:08 pm
by CaptainWacky
What would happen if you only ate cheese burgers.

Cheeseburgers have cheese in them, but hamburgers don't have ham

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 2:51 am
by Eggs Loki
I wish vegan burgers contained actual vegans in them.

Cheeseburgers have cheese in them, but hamburgers don't have ham

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 11:00 am
by CaptainWacky
If you want to be a cannibal, just be a cannibal!