The Last BBS

https://nationaltoday.com/national-unicorn-day/

I just had it stuffed!!!

And we all know what he means when he says he "stuffed" them EH WOT

Stuffed a unicorn! I'm going to start saying that now!

There is a meme going around about how could Unicorns be fake and Giraffes be real? I mean WTF I don't know. Probably was unicorns back in the day. Dontcha think? I mean which fairytale person just said, "And there will be horses, and and they will have horns! Or just 1 horn! 1 magical horn out of the front of its head!"
And how come they didn't add horns to any other animals in fantasy land then?