The Last BBS

Remember A YELLING GUY and Harmonica_Dave? Those two were inseparable until Yelling Guy got caught pretending to have met Dave's online girlfriend IRL but couldn't actually answer any questions about her.

Nope.

GOOD TIMES.

Remember when I posted "SCARLETT JOHANSSON ARRESTED FOR MURDER" in the MF and Menty got a call from her agent at 4am demanding the thread by deleted? Then it turned out it was actually Messenger pretending to be her agent and he was hiding in Menty's closet watching him during the call? Then Conchaga said "I predicted that would happen" and explained the tv show Lost in the same post? Then Cassie said "BLOW IT OUT YOUR NOSE, IMHO!" at him and he said "woah there, toots, no need to get so darn cross just because I was Lindelof's intern for three months before leaving to play guitar for FUNKY BAND!" Then The Saint posted "I WROTE A BOOK!"

That's how I remember it anyway.

I remember when that guy said something to that other guy about being a jerk, but it turned out the first guy was a jerk.

How we laughed.

Remember when missmanners made REAL COOKIES and shipped them to all of us, and the one whose cookies contained the roofie WON THE GAME!

But we never found out who won, some people just stopped posting around the same time...

That was before my time. I heard she shipped Golden Cookies across continents and sold special brownies in prision bake sales. When I came in, Henoch had just climbed the Empire State Building and painted some of the windows red with the letters "TK" and he never got caught, and when he posted about it on the forum we were all worried but when the news came out about it the lower half of the "K" had run off so it only looked like "TV" so we were all relived.

That time I posted a "top 100 fictional cats" thread and when it only had eleven replies nine months later I pretended it had been a joke. When really it had been deadly serious.

It's occurred to me that I don't remember anything about TK, except for that invasion of the Jesus board that got the FBI called on us.

If that actually happened.

Remember that thread where I refused to post the word "Indeed".

Good times!

There was that time I posted a thread titled "HOW COME IT'S OKAY FOR WOMEN TO WALK AROUND SLAPPING MEN IN THE FACE ALL DAY BUT IF I PUNCH ONE SMALL CHILD I GET ARRESTED?" and twenty seven meninists join the board to post "right on, brother!" thinking it was a serious thread.

Remember when some MECHABOT merged the Mine Field and the Badlands oh wait a real person did that the fuck.

I remember spending hours moving threads back into the right place, yes.

DARK TIMES.

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It wasn't that bad.

Remember the time when there were no threads, only karma comments and we could only communicate through those?

It was that bad.

It wasn't.

REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS CALLED TROLL KIM CHI GARDENS?

Remember that time TK was a message board which existed with nearly fourteen years worth of posts and we could actively post on it?

I somewhat remember that, yes.