Last BBS Thing Of The Day

[Eggs Loki]

BDM WE NEED A RED CARPET THREAD HERE LOL

[CaptainWacky]

He joined this board then instantly forgot about it.

[CaptainWacky]

Johnny had no energy now. Not since they'd locked him up. They hadn't known what to do with him. Nobody ever did. So they put him in a hospital. He'd been there before. Not to this one, but they were all the same. They put him on medication. They talked about his "condition." The difference was that this time he didn't say anything. Literally nothing. He couldn't be Johnny Nose anymore. Somewhere along the line Johnny Nose had died. It had been a slow death, so slow he hadn't even felt it happening. Maybe he'd just had a moment where he realised how pointless it all was. He could trace it back to his last arrest. None of it had felt real. It had happened too many times before. He was too old. He'd done it all before. He was...nothing. There was...nothing. Nothing. So what was the point? And even if he wanted to be Johnny Nose, all his energy was gone. Everything was gone. He just lay on bed all day. Sometimes he'd watch tv and feel nothing. They wouldn't let him online unsupervised because of his history of trollin. He tried reading a book once but got bored. So he just lay on bed. And lay and lay and lay.

That was, until he saw the girl.

[Cassie]

Johnny Nose rises from the ashes.

[CaptainWacky]

Was she even that good looking? He couldn't tell at first. But she was a girl. A girl around his age (probably younger...he always forgot how old he was) and she was a patient like him. Not a nurse, not someone there to visit a crazy relative...she was like him. And she was pretty, the more he looked. She had a nice nose. Her hair had green tips. She had breasts! Actual breasts. She was a girl for sure...

He didn't talk to her for two weeks. Partly that was because he still wasn't his self, still couldn't think of how to speak. Partly it was because she disappeared for ten days. He thought maybe she'd been let out. But then she returned, looking pale and unhealthy. Maybe she'd cut herself. Maybe she'd even tried to kill herself. But now she was back and he could finally use the line he'd prepared. He sat down beside her in the common area he'd been allowed to spend time ine lately. They trusted him enough not to do anything crazy. She was just sitting there, staring at the wall. She didn't acknowledge him at all. Playing it cool.

"So, what are you in for?" he asked. She didn't reply. He sat in silence for about five minutes. "Your hair is nice," he finally added.

She got up and walked away.

"Your bum is nice too," he muttered.

[CaptainWacky]

He gave up again after that rejection. He didn't even think about it, he just automatically went back to be nothing. To just existing. Days and weeks went by without him speaking to anyone. They sent him to talk to people, of course, several different professionals. He would just give short answers. Neve give anything away. He didn''t have anything to give away anymore. His brain had been swallowed up by nothingness. He couldn't remember why he used to feel the things he used to feel. Why he'd ever been Johnny Nose. There was nothing. He'd sit there as the person talked, just waiting for it to end. It always ended. Then he'd go back to his room and feel nothing. He'd watch his small tv. Sometimes there would be a good episode of The Simposons on. He knew all the lines though.

One day he saw her again. She looked better than the last time. He realised her hair didn't have green tips anymore. He wondered if it had had them the last time he'd seen her. Maybe she'd thought he was mocking her when he'd said "nice hair." Maybe. He thought of speaking to her again. She looked right at him. Oh, he'd been staring. He remembered he used to stare at people and had taught himself not to. He really had regressed. He looked away. She came over to him.

"I'm getting out in three days," she said, happily. She smiled at him.

"Oh...so you fooled them, then," said Johnny. It just came to him.

"What?" she asked.

"You fooled them into think you're sane," he said. "Well done. I haven't managed it yet."

"I am sane," she said. "You don't know me."

"I know," he said. "I wanted to. Know you. A few weeks ago. I missed my window. Hey, it's great that you're getting out. Forget what I said."

"You can get better too," she said, hopefully.

"Fuck you," said Johnny and he turned round and walked away without looking back.

[CaptainWacky]

"FUCK SHIT FUCK NOBODY FUCK IT'S NOT EVEN THAT NOBODY UNDERSTANDS IT'S THAT THEY DON'T EVEN TRY NO IT'S NOT EVEN THAT THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW THEY HAVE TO TRY TO UNDERSTAND THEY THINK THE UNDERSTAND BUT THEY FUCKING DON'T THEY THINK IT'S ALL SO SIMPLE BUT IT FUCKING ISN'T YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN PHASE WITH ME YOU NEVER WILL YOU FUCKING FUCKER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DON'T KNOW YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT UNDERSTANDING IS YOU VIEW LIFE COMPLETELY DIFFERENTLY YOU'RE NOT ME YOU'RE NOT BEHIND MY EYES YOU'RE NOT JOHNNY THE FUCK NOSE AND YOU NEVER WILL BE YOU CAN'T BE IF YOU WERE ME YOU'D BE ME AND YOU'D BE WRITING THIS RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T YOU'D UNDERSTAND YOU'D SEE HOW HOPELESS IT IS BUT YOU'D BE ME AND UNABLE TO BE ANYTHING ELSE SO DON'T TURN INTO ME OKAY YOU FUCKING NINNY THAT'S RIGHT I SAID NINNY YOU ASSHOLE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT ARE YOU FUCKING GOING TO THROW A BUCKET AT ME I DOUBT IT."

Johnny Nose wrote all this on a piece of paper who had in his room then balled it up and ate it.

[CaptainWacky]

It was amazing how easily days turned to weeks and then weeks turns to month. At first it was slow, yes. Those early days. Everything up until that girl with the hair. There was something about her hair he couldn't remember now. He couldn't even remember what she'd looked like. Anyway, it had been slow back in those days. But after he said "fuck you" to her and walked away everything had gottne faster. It felt slow when he was livig it, yes, but it had been two months and it didn't feel like it because nothing had changed. At all. Except he'd died. There was nothing of Johnny Nose left in him. He laughed at the memory of that name. How did he ever have the energy to be Johnny Nose? He did he ever do it...

He lay on his back now. He'd lay on his left and right sides already so it was time to lie on his back. That was his life now. That was how different things got. Lying in three different ways.

[Cassie]

Johnny Nose just needs a nap, IMO!

[CaptainWacky]

The Christmas monster slithered through the town on its belly, like the monster it was. The snow made it cold but it didn't care. It had to get to the big Christmas tree. Everything would be okay. It slithered by carol singers. It slithered by happy children. It slithered by Santa Fuckdamn Claus. It reach the tree. It slithered up the tree. The needles stuck in its belly but it didn't care. It got to the top. The star. It shone bright up there, lighting the whole town. The monster consumed it. Darkness fell across the land. He heard the children cry. He heard the adults react with shock and confusion. Even Santa stopped laughing. The monster smiled at last. All the pain was worth it for the misery it had caused. The monster slithered back down the tree. It slithered home.

"You took your time!" said its wife.

"Just consuming joy again," said the creature.

"I love that about you," said its wife.

"Does it bring you joy?" asked the creature.

"Yes...NO!" said his wife. But it was too late. The creature automatically consumed his wife without even thinking that it had done.

"No," it said. "I'm alone now. No. NOOOOOOOOOO!"

The star in the town came back on as if by magic. The people cheered. They were happy again.

The creature died in pain.

[Eggs Loki]

Thank you for this TOTD Christmas Special!

[CaptainWacky]

It's the new Christmas tradition!

[Cassie]

JUST GOING TO DIE.

[CaptainWacky]

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[CaptainWacky]

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[CaptainWacky]

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[CaptainWacky]

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my brain is empety
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in different countries
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and anyway
i'm not there anymore
i was alive then
but not now
not even a person
never going to do anything
never going to have childrenn
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nothing
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[Eggs Loki]

[video]

[CaptainWacky]

Remember the person who wanted TrekBBS to fund a lifesize Enterprise-D that he'd operate as a hotel or something?

[Eggs Loki]

(Which was funny because there already was that lifesize Enterprise D bridge exhibit at the Las Vegas Hilton -- I went to it)