The Twitter thread of tweets.
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Then a minute after that it was cancelled.
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Hmm, we can't see where Cirroc's hands are...
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UP HIS OWN BUM.
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An eel who writes tweets would be more impressive.
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Ken Jennings @KenJennings 41m41 minutes ago Seattle, WA
Here's what the electoral map would look like if you were high as f**k

Here's what the electoral map would look like if you were high as f**k

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Heh
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher 24h24 hours ago
What's happening twitter asks? My daughter Billie Lourd from Scream Queens.She's MUCH more than my kid.Witty & pretty,I aspire 2 deserve her

What's happening twitter asks? My daughter Billie Lourd from Scream Queens.She's MUCH more than my kid.Witty & pretty,I aspire 2 deserve her

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It's good that Billie Lourd lives in a fridge.
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You would have easy access to food.
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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Trying to fomulate a joke involving nipples and the crisper drawer...you guys can finish it, I'm tired.
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Cher @cher 15h15 hours ago
MELANIA SAID HER HUSBAND (trump)“WAS LED ON..EGGED ON BY BILLY BUSH“
HOW CAN trump STAND UP 2PUTIN,IF HE COULDNT STAND UP 2BILLY BUSH
MELANIA SAID HER HUSBAND (trump)“WAS LED ON..EGGED ON BY BILLY BUSH“
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Cassie wrote:Cher @cher 15h15 hours ago
MELANIA SAID HER HUSBAND (trump)“WAS LED ON..EGGED ON BY BILLY BUSH“HOW CAN trump STAND UP 2PUTIN,IF HE COULDNT STAND UP 2BILLY BUSH

Yes! Someone else sees how illogical Melania's statement was. Mahnmut and I both were speechless when we heard that as well as some of her other comments.
This election makes my head hurt.

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What do you expect from her though? Everybody in that family knows which side their bread is buttered on.
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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spookycityLARPer Retweeted
Jayson Musson @therealhennessy 1m

Jayson Musson @therealhennessy 1m


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For once a trending topic is really funny (most of it) https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpBookRe ... 8683506688
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Worldwide Trends · Change
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*ejacuwanks*
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Cher @cher 1h1 hour ago
Please bonafide Crew Member give me Oklahoma info about NEEDED WOOD
0 replies 68 retweets 193 likes
OKAY CHER!
Please bonafide Crew Member give me Oklahoma info about NEEDED WOOD
0 replies 68 retweets 193 likes
OKAY CHER!
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It's nice she cares about wood so much.
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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Blasfemmey @BLASFEMMEY 22h22 hours ago
I feel like Glamour is just messing w/ us to grab more press. Next year they'll offer Woman of The Year to a 20-foot statue of an erection.
I feel like Glamour is just messing w/ us to grab more press. Next year they'll offer Woman of The Year to a 20-foot statue of an erection.