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Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed May 24, 2017 7:57 pm

The rave will be a total disaster.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Thu May 25, 2017 1:30 pm

Maybe we should just eat all the pigeons instead.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Thu May 25, 2017 2:57 pm

Negative ghost rider.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Thu May 25, 2017 3:09 pm

The pigeons would all revolt, led by all the caged carrier pigeons in NYC. They're unionized, they don't fool around.

Post by **Cassie** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 4:17 pm

drewtoothpaste‏ @drewtoothpaste 1h1 hour ago

wow, the #SessionsHearing is really eloquent so far

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:47 pm

The redneck Keebler Elf. His tollhouse cookies are white on white.

Post by **Cassie** » Thu Jun 15, 2017 10:45 am

Calhoun‏ @linkcalhoun 19h19 hours ago

a lot to take in here.

Okay Barry Larry Terry, leave the raccoons alone!

Post by **Cassie** » Thu Jun 15, 2017 1:11 pm

Michael Hendrix‏Verified account @michael_hendrix 6h6 hours ago

This is the best lede EVER
http://bangordailynews.com/2017/06/14/n ... in-puddle/ …

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Thu Jun 15, 2017 2:56 pm

Raccoons are the new geese?

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Thu Jun 15, 2017 3:07 pm

Cassie wrote: Calhoun‏ @linkcalhoun 19h19 hours ago

a lot to take in here.

Okay Barry Larry Terry, leave the raccoons alone!

Somebody run this guy for Congress!

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:46 pm

Only if he get a headlamp for his bike!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Jun 16, 2017 3:04 pm

Safety 5th!

Post by **Cassie** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 6:21 pm

Ashworth SuperFan Retweeted
Simon Lewis‏ @sv_lewis Jun 27

Basically a renaissance painting

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 10:00 pm

Aww, look at the lesbianz comforting each other!

(If that's a guy I feel bad for him)

Post by **Cassie** » Sat Jul 15, 2017 6:52 pm

Andrew Dennison‏ @CharlieBeatnik Jul 14

Presumably good at helping people stay alive.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Sat Jul 15, 2017 7:47 pm

Most of them are dead so maybe not that good.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sun Jul 16, 2017 2:25 pm

DOC YA GOTTA HELP ME I GOT DA NIGHT FEVER NIGHT FEVER!

Post by **Cassie** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:36 pm

some quack ‏ @hurlarious 1d1 day ago

my fav colour is also hitler

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 5:34 pm

I don't get it -- they think people want to walk around with that?

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:46 pm

IRONY or something.