CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?

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Re: CaptainWacky to eat 30 boxes of Mystery Crisps?

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Maybe I should be eating...people?
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Perhaps...
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What are people but fleshy walking crisps?
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Better get started...
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They taste like roast chicken crisps!
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Not surprising!

Keep eating!
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It's hard to get through the bones.
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Try blending them before you eat/drink them.
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"You're blended all right!" - Williams T. Riker before eating the blended bones of Deanna Troi
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I read that as Zach Efram's nuts.
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Michelle Trachtenberg rubbed her nose on him.
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