Dr Dave's Festivus 2020 thread
Dr Dave's Festivus 2020 thread
To the festivus pole!
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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I've got a lot of problems with you people!
Dr Dave's Festivus 2020 thread

"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
Dr Dave's Festivus 2020 thread
I said "you guys" to a bunch of gals at a coffee shop today, but maybe I should have said, "You people" but then that would have been worse, I should have said 'You all!"
Dr Dave's Festivus 2020 thread
You speak to people in coffee shops?
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
Dr Dave's Festivus 2020 thread
Yes.
So...it is the coffee shop that is just before going over the pass. It is a great place to stop and use the restroom, stretch the legs, say a "don't hit the deer" prayer AND they have corn hole in the summer, today they had a fire going and the game on. It really is a nice place. And they were closed down for a lot of the pandemic, so sometimes I didn't get to stop when i traveled to see family.
BUT TODAY I DID AND I TOLD THEM HOW HAPPY I WAS TO SEE THEM! But I said, "I"m so happy you guys are open!" or something like that. BECAUSE I AM A WIERDO!!!! I mean I wanted to be a nice customer and not mean!!!!! Everyone is working hard right now!!!

So...it is the coffee shop that is just before going over the pass. It is a great place to stop and use the restroom, stretch the legs, say a "don't hit the deer" prayer AND they have corn hole in the summer, today they had a fire going and the game on. It really is a nice place. And they were closed down for a lot of the pandemic, so sometimes I didn't get to stop when i traveled to see family.
BUT TODAY I DID AND I TOLD THEM HOW HAPPY I WAS TO SEE THEM! But I said, "I"m so happy you guys are open!" or something like that. BECAUSE I AM A WIERDO!!!! I mean I wanted to be a nice customer and not mean!!!!! Everyone is working hard right now!!!
Dr Dave's Festivus 2020 thread
It's normal to speak to people at coffee shops!
(I was just joking around w/u)
(I was just joking around w/u)
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
Dr Dave's Festivus 2020 thread
Sometimes you even get a song written about you!
Dr Dave's Festivus 2020 thread
No no no. I cannot click.
Wait, is that the one where she says, "I am sitting at the table at the diner on the corner....?"
Wait, is that the one where she says, "I am sitting at the table at the diner on the corner....?"
Dr Dave's Festivus 2020 thread
It will be fun to tell you people off!
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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It'll be fun to defeat you all in the Feats of Strength.
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You can certainly try!
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
- CaptainWacky
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Dr Dave's Festivus 2020 thread
I'm on steroids.
Dr Dave's Festivus 2020 thread
Well shit.
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
Dr Dave's Festivus 2020 thread
I will consume 3 5-hour energy shots and challenge you, Wacky!
Dr Dave's Festivus 2020 thread
And his axe?
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
Dr Dave's Festivus 2020 thread
Both of our axes!
Dr Dave's Festivus 2020 thread
That's hot.
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
- CaptainWacky
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Let's rub out axes together until somehing pops!