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Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Jun 24, 2016 8:07 pm

Portland OR Alerts ‏@pdxalerts 5h5 hours ago

Portland-Police to Albertsons (NE Prescott) - report of a suspicious male-took bottle of wine & is walking around the store drinking it

Must have been a twist off, unless he had a corkscrew.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Jun 24, 2016 8:08 pm

Portland OR Alerts ‏@pdxalerts Jun 23

Portland > police enroute to NE 15th/Hancock, report of a white female on street corner, "yelling at the world", carrying a blue garbage bag

They don't say what she was yelling.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Jun 24, 2016 8:10 pm

Portland OR Alerts ‏@pdxalerts Jun 23

Portland > police enroute to NE 13th/Multnomah, report of shirtless male on corner exposing himself to passersby. Avoid the area?

I like the ? at the end of that tweet.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Sat Jun 25, 2016 10:36 am

Maybe she was yelling "AT THE WORLD!"

Post by **Cassie** » Sat Jun 25, 2016 2:49 pm

I do that all the time.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Mon Jun 27, 2016 4:08 pm

Portland OR Alerts ‏@pdxalerts 5h5 hours ago

Portland>police to Shell (99th/Sandy), report of gas attendant fighting w/person thru driver window, veh. left w/attendant still hanging on

Just let go!

Portland OR Alerts ‏@pdxalerts Jun 26

Portland: police to SE 55/Belmont, 2 males putting construction barriers across Belmont, creating hazard & acting high or crazy #pdxtraffic

heh

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 1:07 pm

Can't they be both crazy AND high?

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 2:33 pm

Inspired by buzzwords...

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Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 6:24 pm

CaptainWacky wrote:Can't they be both crazy AND high?

Here, they definitely can.

Post by **Cassie** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 6:40 pm

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Thu Jun 30, 2016 2:05 pm

Is that his daughter or his wife? Or both?

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Thu Jun 30, 2016 2:14 pm

His daughter. He keeps making weird suggestive remarks about how hot she is, and how she's the type of girl he would date.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Thu Jun 30, 2016 4:10 pm

That's not creepy at all...

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Fri Jul 01, 2016 1:24 pm

Remember when his ex wife was on Celebrity Big Brother and Sisqo made her appear in a magic trick.

Post by **Cassie** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 4:49 pm

Li'l Edie Pentland ‏@JennyPentland 3h3 hours ago

um

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 7:57 pm

That is the invention of a true huMANitarian!

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 11:35 am

They will grow up being sexually obsessed with soap.

Post by **Cassie** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 4:12 pm

Craigslist Personals ‏@craigslistlove 2h2 hours ago

The original idea for this was to be my up & coming post grunge band's stage mascot.

Post by **Cassie** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 10:37 am

Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan 10h10 hours ago

Florida Man Causes Uproar After Opening City Council Meeting With Satanic Prayer http://weartv.com/news/local/satanic-pr ... d-by-crowd …

I love the Florida Satanists, I'm sure they are annoying shits, but they are so fucking funny sometimes.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 1:05 pm

Did he have his cock out.

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