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Portland OR Alerts ‏@pdxalerts 5h5 hours ago

Portland-Police to Albertsons (NE Prescott) - report of a suspicious male-took bottle of wine & is walking around the store drinking it
Must have been a twist off, unless he had a corkscrew.
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Portland OR Alerts ‏@pdxalerts Jun 23

Portland > police enroute to NE 15th/Hancock, report of a white female on street corner, "yelling at the world", carrying a blue garbage bag
They don't say what she was yelling.
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Portland OR Alerts ‏@pdxalerts Jun 23

Portland > police enroute to NE 13th/Multnomah, report of shirtless male on corner exposing himself to passersby. Avoid the area?
I like the ? at the end of that tweet.
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Maybe she was yelling "AT THE WORLD!"
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I do that all the time.
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Portland OR Alerts ‏@pdxalerts 5h5 hours ago

Portland>police to Shell (99th/Sandy), report of gas attendant fighting w/person thru driver window, veh. left w/attendant still hanging on
Just let go!
Portland OR Alerts ‏@pdxalerts Jun 26

Portland: police to SE 55/Belmont, 2 males putting construction barriers across Belmont, creating hazard & acting high or crazy #pdxtraffic
heh
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Can't they be both crazy AND high?
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Inspired by buzzwords...

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CaptainWacky wrote:Can't they be both crazy AND high?
Here, they definitely can.
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Is that his daughter or his wife? Or both?
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His daughter. He keeps making weird suggestive remarks about how hot she is, and how she's the type of girl he would date.
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That's not creepy at all...
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Remember when his ex wife was on Celebrity Big Brother and Sisqo made her appear in a magic trick.
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Li'l Edie Pentland ‏@JennyPentland 3h3 hours ago

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That is the invention of a true huMANitarian!
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They will grow up being sexually obsessed with soap.
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Craigslist Personals ‏@craigslistlove 2h2 hours ago

The original idea for this was to be my up & coming post grunge band's stage mascot.

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Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan 10h10 hours ago

Florida Man Causes Uproar After Opening City Council Meeting With Satanic Prayer http://weartv.com/news/local/satanic-pr ... d-by-crowd …

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I love the Florida Satanists, I'm sure they are annoying shits, but they are so fucking funny sometimes.
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Did he have his cock out.
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